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Okay, who will own up to being excited about Sawyer!Torture?

Me!
27(38.0%)
Nope, not me!
18(25.4%)
Well .... if they don't hurt him too much. *feels guilty*
23(32.4%)

Sawyer and Jack Bauer meet and:

Compare torture stories
3(4.4%)
Go find someone else to torture
2(2.9%)
Kick some serious ass
16(23.5%)
Get drunk
11(16.2%)
Save the world
2(2.9%)
*censored*
6(8.8%)

Thorniest fanfic writer dilemma:

Whose clothes to have Naked!Desmond borrow next?
6(8.5%)
Whom to have Dead!Sexy!Boone haunt?
8(11.3%)
Who gets to save Sawyer? And then comfort him?
32(45.1%)
How best to retroactively sex up Paolo?
9(12.7%)

Psychic!Desmond:

Cool!
35(48.6%)
So I guess this means Walt isn't coming back?
6(8.3%)
Sic him on Claire!
4(5.6%)
I prefer his other super powers *waggles eyebrows*
13(18.1%)

Did anyone else hear Jack and Kate's voices coming from Paolo and whatshername?

OMG, yes, me too!
9(13.8%)
No. *eyes halfdutch strangely*
56(86.2%)

Why would the Others force Kate to say she loves Sawyer?

Duh, they're Skaters
4(5.6%)
They're Jaters -- with a really long endgame
1(1.4%)
Operation Make Jack Crack
15(20.8%)
This? Sawyer's most elaborate con yet
4(5.6%)
Lost writing staff: all hired from fanfiction.net
24(33.3%)


And you know, I think the torturing of Sawyer to make Kate say she loves him could be just a way to get at Jack. But if he knows they're torturing Sawyer, he will see right through that. Presumably, he'd be more upset that they're torturing Sawyer than than Kate says she loves him, which wouldn't mean anything under those circumstances. Anyway, I'm trying to think of a way for it not to be so blatantly shippy. Like that one really bad fanfiction.net fic I read where The Others let Jack and Kate have a night together (he's agreed to stay to let the other two go) and then since they didn't use protection, they let Kate stay with Jack because she *might* be pregnant and they wouldn't want to break up the happy couple. How considerate of them!

(Also, I'm using my new SPN mood theme and only Sam has thinkie moods! Apparently Dean is never thoughtful, contemplative or pensive!)

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alliecat8
Oct. 19th, 2006 01:21 pm (UTC)
I just can't believe they'd go that far into bad fanfic territory. I mean, granted, I've brutalized Sawyer in fanfic as a way of exorcising my own demons -- kind of a case of "if I write it, that'll ensure that it won't really happen that way." But that promo.... Looked. Like. Fanfic.

I adore fanfic. I do. But I don't want it in canon. Not like that.
halfdutch
Oct. 19th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
I'm with you ... I was very excited by the trailer for CM (before it aired) but this seems pretty gratuitous. Plus, if this makes any sense, that had a purpose and was being administered people who had limits. This doesn't seem like it does have a purpose, other than it's part of an ongoing system of abuse against Sawyer.

I'm torn because I've wanted *something* to happen during the captivity and now it is. So what did I want to happen, if not this? I can't really say. I mean, I didn't want certain fanfics to come to life either! I was thinking more of intense mind games, more interesting than the ones we've seen anyway.

emiliglia
Oct. 19th, 2006 01:45 pm (UTC)
Why would the Others force Kate to say she loves Sawyer?

To make Jack crack because Jawyer = OTP!

I really need to see this preview... I answered excited about the Sawyer torture based on the premise that maybe Jack will get to fix him. Because, you know, the Others only doctor seems to be dead.
halfdutch
Oct. 19th, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
The promo is probably up at Lost-Media by now ...

Man, I hope they let Jack near him. And (for a possible fic), I was thinking the same thing about Ethan having been The Others' only doctor, therefore they will be needing Jack and can't torture *him.* If they don't let Jack near Sawyer, I think someone might get hurt and it won't be Sawyer!
foxxcub
Oct. 19th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
The Others let Jack and Kate have a night together (he's agreed to stay to let the other two go) and then since they didn't use protection, they let Kate stay with Jack because she *might* be pregnant and they wouldn't want to break up the happy couple.

I swear to God, I think fourteen-year-old Jate fans are BFFs with fourteen-year-old Elliot/Olivia SVU fans and they all have slumber parties together and write horrible shippy fanfic.
halfdutch
Oct. 19th, 2006 03:50 pm (UTC)
Hee. That was the bad fic I mocked where Jack said he was going to make love to Kate "fully and properly." LOL. I mean, we know Jack is a dork with no moves but c'mon! Ha!

Man, if that man ever gets laid on the show, it'll be a miracle. *sighs*

But yes, I think it must have been a 14-year-old who wrote it.
demonqueen666
Oct. 19th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
Lost writing staff: all hired from fanfiction.net

That made me laugh...until I remembered some of the really bad ones I've found there.
Then I cried.

Like that one really bad fanfiction.net fic I read where The Others let Jack and Kate have a night together (he's agreed to stay to let the other two go) and then since they didn't use protection, they let Kate stay with Jack because she *might* be pregnant and they wouldn't want to break up the happy couple. How considerate of them!

Bzuh...?
halfdutch
Oct. 19th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
Oh man, some of those are so bad that you don't know whether to cry or cringe or laugh!

And I was on another bad!fic hunt and that was the winner, LOL.
demonqueen666
Oct. 19th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
*follows link* ...Okay, wow. That was special.

Thanks for the laugh :P
vixerunt
Oct. 20th, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
See, the bad thing about missing Lost and having to download the episode is that it doesn't come with any previews for the next one...

I voted anyway! ;-)
halfdutch
Oct. 20th, 2006 05:48 am (UTC)
If you love Sawyer it will either give you heart failure or fill you with fangirl glee -- or some deadly combination thereof ...

It might be up at lost-media by now?

And OMG, you heard Jack and Kate's voices too? YAY! So I'm not insane? ;) There is something really off with that whole scene. I think they are setting it up so that Paolo and Nikki (?) will have been jujued in there, like Dawn, somehow.
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