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Lost: Not in Portland



I actually forgot this was going to be a Juliet episode. For a second I thought that was Desmond on the beach. :-( (But hey, next week is Desmond!)

Juliet: "If you have to, kill them." >:-(

Željko Ivanek is her ex? Wow, she's always had a thing for the creepy, unattractive guys? And wouldn't her hair be *curlier* in the tropics than it was in Miami?

"Tell him I said hi." *loves Sawyer*

ALEX!!! YAY!!! I knew she'd be the Other to help them out! :)

"Nice to meet ya, Sheena." (Didn't he meet her and her slingshot before...?)

Ha, Tom hitting on Jack. Heh.

Oh Juliet, just smother Ben with a pillow or something!

Juliet's help ... yeah, right.

Impregnated a male field mouse?!!! MPREG?!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo! WTF. THIS is the element of fanfic they want to run with?

So, she used to be an emotional basketcase and now she's a cold, hard bitch? Oh, what made her that way? *shrugs*

Room 23? Is Jim Carrey in there too? No, but maybe Malcolm McDowell is... Clockwork Orange, much? This is more interesting than To Kill a Mockingbird, eh?

She's trying to get her cancer-ridden sister pregnant? Yeah, great set of priorities there. And hmm. Rachel. Mother of Jacob and Esau, right? Oh wait, no, she married Jacob. But she was unable to conceive for many years...

HA! Random bus accident. JJ loves those. And so hey, Dharma, happy to make your homicidal wishes come true!

Yes! Kate goes to protect Sawyer.

JULIET SHOOTS DANNY. YEAH. And JJ also loves his trigger-happy women.

Jack: "So you're safe, you and Sawyer?"Awww. OT3! Except the walkie-talkie convo was just Sawyer's equivalent of Jack seeing Kate and Sawyer on the monitor, wasn't it?

Yeah ... so... if this episode was supposed to make me like Juliet and feel some sympathy for her? Not so much.

Ha ... Juliet can outcry Jack. It's the cryingest pairing on TV. Weepy doctors unite, heh. (Er, ignoring all of Grey's Anatomy for the time being.)

Next week: Rescue? Woo!

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eponine119
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:13 am (UTC)
Zjelko Ivanek Thank you, that was driving me crazy! I *knew* it was someone who'd been on X Files.

I assume Juliet's hair is less curly because after 3 years, the poodle perm is gone. Heh.
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:16 am (UTC)
I assume Juliet's hair is less curly because after 3 years, the poodle perm is gone. Heh.

Bwaha! Never trust anyone who French braids their hair! Seriously.
cmonkatiekatie
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:42 am (UTC)
Impregnated a male field mouse?!!! MPREG?!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo! WTF. THIS is the element of fanfic they want to run with?

Dude. Seriously.


cmonkatiekatie
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:43 am (UTC)
Also, Zeljko - totally on 24.
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:45 am (UTC)
He was ...? *blanks out*
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:48 am (UTC)
Checks wiki.

Ohhhh, it was Season 1. I never saw all of that.
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:44 am (UTC)
That settles it ... they DID hire people from fanfiction.net. And oy, you just know there's going to be a flood of MPREG fics now.
zelda_zee
Feb. 8th, 2007 07:53 am (UTC)
Juliet: "If you have to, kill them." >:-(

This is why I hate her! She only helped Kate & Sawyer because she could get what she wanted out of it.

Oh, the mpreg thing cracked me up. Poor Mr. Z had no idea what I was laughing so hard at!

Tom is my new favorite character. :)
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:15 am (UTC)
This is why I hate her! She only helped Kate & Sawyer because she could get what she wanted out of it.

Agreed. But I love me some knee-capping Kate! ;)

Ha ... mpreg. It's only funny if it happens to, say, Ben.

Tom's personal ad: "Lonely island man seeks discreet professional type. I love the theater, boating, going to the zoo and long walks on the beach. Prefer dark-haired, rugged type. Tats a plus!"
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:16 am (UTC)
I have to stop hitting "post comment" before I've selected an icon...
zelda_zee
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:19 am (UTC)
Tom's ad! ROFLMAO!
quiet_rebel
Feb. 8th, 2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
I kept thinking Rachel was somehow connected to Ben or Jacob and that's what Ben was using to make Juliet help Kate and Sawyer...

Man, I don't know what's worst--Jack and the monitor or Sawyer and the walkie...it's like Jack didn't get the physical and Sawyer didn't get the emotional so lots of angst there.

Ha ... Juliet can outcry Jack.
And the whole speech about not being a "leader" it seems like the writers are forcing us to think SEE JACK AND JULIET CAN WORK! They have so much in common...
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
Wait, do we know who Jacob is, other than a name in that freaky slide show?

Man, I don't know what's worst--Jack and the monitor or Sawyer and the walkie...it's like Jack didn't get the physical and Sawyer didn't get the emotional so lots of angst there.

So true. Poor guys! Except I do love my OT3.

And the whole speech about not being a "leader" it seems like the writers are forcing us to think SEE JACK AND JULIET CAN WORK! They have so much in common...</>

Yeah. :-/ Bleah. I hate it when they try to shove a new pairing down our throats like that.


quiet_rebel
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC)
Yes, Jacob has been brought up a few times by the others through conversations. He is the one who made the list of names with Kate, Sawyer, Jack, and Hurley.
halfdutch
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
Wow, thanks! That deep-background stuff just doesn't interest me like it used to so I guess I'm missing tons of clues these days.
dwlikeebeinlost
Feb. 8th, 2007 02:35 pm (UTC)
But the mouse DIDN'T CARRY TO TERM!!!

xD

I like Juliet.

I hope Karl isn't all "must kill. MUUUUSST KEEEEEL"

that would suck :(
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Where exactly would a male even carry the baby? With no uterus?

Juliet -- eh. When she's not trying to kill people I love, I don't hate her. I just want her to stay the hell away from Jack.

And who knows what Karl is up to? Maybe he can kill Paolo and Nikki for us!
dwlikeebeinlost
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
and THEN he'll off himself... or Sawyer will or he'll try to hurt Claire and Hurley and Sawyer will sabe her!

::whimper::
uhzoomzip
Feb. 8th, 2007 04:21 pm (UTC)
Jack: "So you're safe, you and Sawyer?"

oh, how did i miss the "and sawyer?" he's worried about his boyfriend, but he doesn't want to give tom the wrong idea! :-)

Except the walkie-talkie convo was just Sawyer's equivalent of Jack seeing Kate and Sawyer on the monitor, wasn't it?

totally. i loved his gentle, quiet urging of kate that they needed to go after that. *snuggles him*

Željko Ivanek is her ex?

didn't he play the governor in 'oz'? now you can write him into your lost/oz crossover! ;-)
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
Awww, yeah, he totally asked about Sawyer! ;) Although, I'm fearing that Sawyer is not holding up his end. :-( elise_509 is predicting that Sawyer won't help them rescue Jack and that would make me very, very sad.

Yes, that was the Governor from Oz! :) Hee. I don't see how we can swing him in there, but maybe!
uhzoomzip
Feb. 8th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
[info]elise_509 is predicting that Sawyer won't help them rescue Jack and that would make me very, very sad.

that would make me sad too. :-( but sawyer's pretty hell bent on revenge. he went along on the hunting party trip after michael while still recovering from his gunshot wound, and he even though that didn't go so well, he was up for the ill-fated mission to retrieve walt.

i think he appreciates what jack did for him, but knew there was virtually no chance to save jack at that point. he knew they needed to get back to their island, with the weapons and the bullets and of course, ass-kicking sayid.

and if i'm wrong, there's always fanfic to write! :-)
halfdutch
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
That's right, he did go on the mission to get Michael back! Hmm. I would really, really hate to think they would have Sawyer NOT go help Jack. If he really loves Kate, he would, of course. Unless Sayid orders him and Kate to stay behind or something... ?

But yes, we may have to be fixing it with fic! :-( I'm just tired of them having to always show what a "jerk" Sawyer is.
pippilottah
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:15 pm (UTC)
MPREG?!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo! WTF. THIS is the element of fanfic they want to run with?
Hahaha, why couldn't it have been the slash?

I liked the episode but I was expecting to come out of it loving Juliet.

And was I the only one who thought of Grey's? Her name is Burke and that little "whatever you think I am, I am not", hmm have we ever heard some other blonde doctor girl say that? ;)
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
I know, if they were going to embrace a fanfic genre, slash was totally the way to go! Boy kissing - it's everywhere!

I was told by someone who had seen it early that this episode would make me like Juliet and it totally didn't. She's just a completely ruthless, selfish person and I don't really care how she got that way. And I don't care that she used to cry at the drop of a hat and have curly hair. Definitely not blown away by the ep either.

Heh - so maybe she was married to Preston Burke? LOL. I'm sure someone out there is shipping her and Addison since they're both pregnancy specialists.
queenbtch
Feb. 8th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
I'm seriously creeped by the MPREG possibilities. I don't like it in fanfic, I seriously don't want to watch it on TV for God's sake! Ew. Ew ew ew. So cheesy. I'm hoping they let it slide on by.

Although, it might be entertaining to watch pregnant Benry. Creepy and weepy in one package!
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC)
Just say no to MPREG! But yes, a knocked-up Benry would be funny. Anyone else? Not so much.
isis2015
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
Ha, Tom hitting on Jack. Heh.

First Sawyer, now Jack. Tom is the new Kate. ;)

I actually really like him. He's pretty much the only Other I do like (except, yes, I do like Juliet). When he said he didn't like blood (a la Hurley in Tabula Rasa) and Jack waved Ben's bloody tissue in his face, I laughed so hard. I suspect I am a bad person for doing so, but I don't care 'cause it was funny.

Impregnated a male field mouse?!!! MPREG?!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo! WTF. THIS is the element of fanfic they want to run with?

I know. Slash would have been so much better. ;D Until that moment, the Lost fandom was virtually untouched by MPREG fic. That was practically an invitation.

And hmm. Rachel. Mother of Jacob and Esau, right?

I seem to recognize those names. Ah crud, are the getting biblical on us again?

JULIET SHOOTS DANNY. YEAH.

YES! *does the dance of joy* I really, really hated him, and, truth be told, I knew he was toast when he pushed his way past Juliet to go find Sawyer and Kate. She just got this, "Now I have to kill you." look on her face. And I was sitting on the edge of my seat for the rest of the episode waiting for it to happen.
halfdutch
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
God, MPREG. *headdesk* What have they wrought?

When he said he didn't like blood (a la Hurley in Tabula Rasa) and Jack waved Ben's bloody tissue in his face, I laughed so hard.

I totally missed that! And I was watching! You know, sometimes you watch TV and you kind of are wandering around the living room? I didn't do that! And yeah, I like Tom a lot more too. He's definitely more intresting than the rest of the Others. And it's cute he has a crush on Jack. ;)

In the Bible, Rachel married Jacob -- he had to work for her father for 7 years or something and he got tricked into marrying her older sister first. So he had to start all over and work for 7 more years to get her! And then she couldn't conceive and her sister lorded it over her because she could.

I feel pretty much the same towards Juliet as I do towards Danny. They're both Others who are out to hurt our heroes and are completely ruthless about getting their own way. I can't say why I still like Kate (who showed she can be just as ruthless) except that she does seem to care about other people and not just herself and that doesn't seem to be true about Juliet. All her actions are just to get off the island. So yeah I won't be joining the Juliet camp any time soon! But hey, it all comes down to everyone's individual reactions. I know tons of people can't stand Kate and I still like her.
demonqueen666
Feb. 8th, 2007 09:54 pm (UTC)
"Tell him I said hi." *loves Sawyer*

HEE! That and the line about "falling for the Wookie hostage trick" were like, the best lines of the night.

"Nice to meet ya, Sheena." (Didn't he meet her and her slingshot before...?)

I thought Kate did, but not him. Not sure, though.

Impregnated a male field mouse?!!! MPREG?!!!!!!

Yeah, that appears to be what we're all thinking. And the countdown until the first mpreg crackfic appears on the interwebs is at 10...9...8...

And so hey, Dharma, happy to make your homicidal wishes come true!

You know, good thing she said "hit by a bus" and not, like, "mauled by possoms" or something. Because that might have been significantly harder to arrange.
halfdutch
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
the line about "falling for the Wookie hostage trick" were like, the best lines of the night.


AHA! I thought he said "working hostage trick!" I love it when Sawyer quotes Star Wars! And that makes him Chewie! LOL.

Gah - there was already an mpreg fic on my flist by the time you left this comment!

Hee. Mauled by possums. Yeah, give Dharma a real challenge.
demonqueen666
Feb. 9th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Sawyer so wanted to be Han Solo when he was a kid. You know he did.
deej240z
Feb. 8th, 2007 10:20 pm (UTC)
Meh episode. And that bus ax was soooo ridiculous. Not that it happened, but the effect. That bus would have had to be going 2,000 miles an hour for a body to get carried away with it like that. Pfft. So unrealistic. :)
halfdutch
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:28 pm (UTC)
Good point. Yeah, this wasn't as bad as an Ana episode but it was just pretty boring. You'd think they'd come up with something more exciting for their first episode back. At least there was some action with the Sawyer storyline! And next week finally looks like stuff is happening!
deej240z
Feb. 9th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
Everybody at work thought it was dull and wanted to know when everybody was going to get back together. They are bored of the Others. Big time.

The only thing I thought was cool was the brainwashing room. Loved the percussion soundtrack. :) And Sawyer looked like he was mesmerized. Too bad that probably doesn't mean anything. Sawyer doesn't get dramatic storylines on this show. Just running and shooting, beatings, and frog squishing. oh yeah, and taking his shirt off. Which I don't mind, but... :(
cmere
Feb. 9th, 2007 03:45 am (UTC)
Ha ... Juliet can outcry Jack. It's the cryingest pairing on TV. Weepy doctors unite, heh.

LOL.

Also, MPREG WTF.
halfdutch
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
Heh, they keep trying to show us how "perfect" the two of them are for each other. NO THANKS.

And yeah, wtf with the MPREG?!

foxxcub
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:09 pm (UTC)
GOVERNOR DEVLIN GOT HIT BY A BUS. OMG.

*is not really here*
halfdutch
Feb. 9th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC)
Awww! :) And he deserved it! Man, he excels at playing those complete jerks.

How's Boston?!
foxxcub
Feb. 11th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
It's great!! Very cold. :P
frightened
Feb. 12th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)

Impregnated a male field mouse?!!! MPREG?!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo! WTF. THIS is the element of fanfic they want to run with?


Ahahaha, that's EXACTLY what I thought. Moaned "oh, god, the fanfic possibilities!" during the Brit showing, and my housemate and our guest looked at me strangely.

Hope you don't mind the drive-by commenting & friending; I'm on a total Lost kick, and I love your fic and your comments on the show.
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