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Happy Valentine's Day!

*SMOOCHES YOU ALL*

Hope you're having a lovely day with lots of chocolates and cupcakes and things.

I'm crazy busy but wanted to drop in to say I WUV U.

And good grief, when I was deleting some "enlarge your penis today!" spam mail (they just crack me up. How many ways is there to phrase the same thing? "Compare your male machine... Enhance your trouser snake... Increase your schlong... make your woman scream your name..., etc.), I realized it's been far too long since I wrote slash smut. Like, over a month? I haven't even typed the word *cock* in weeks! Such a terrible shame!

So here it is:



COCK



Better? :)

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vixerunt
Feb. 14th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC)
Actually, yes. ;-)

Someone should write crack slash fic where one of the boys actually orders some of those pills...
halfdutch
Feb. 14th, 2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
Hee, they always make me giggle as I delete, although some are so strangely worded, I think I should be saving them!

And ha, someone should! ;)
inthekeyofd
Feb. 14th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
YOU GOT RIGHT TO THE POINT!

I LIKE IT!!

Happy Valentine's Day sweets!!
halfdutch
Feb. 14th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
Happy V. Day Baybee! :)

And yes, I figured I might as well, LOL!
polvodestrella
Feb. 14th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
trouser snake?????

*dies*
halfdutch
Feb. 14th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
:) I swear, someone is paid to sit there all day and justs dream up subject lines for those emails!
janie_tangerine
Feb. 14th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
One time in the spam I got an e-mail from some Un-betaed named 'Jacob watches you' among all that stuff.. I think I was kind of creeping out when I read that. Though really, that stuff is fun, muchly. Trouser snake...? *giggles* well happy Valentine's meantime ;)
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:37 am (UTC)
That's freaky! But I salute their creativity, LOL. Maybe it's just a random word generator, using naughty words.

Hope you had a good V. Day!
rogueapprentice
Feb. 14th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
*ROFL*

Don't you just LOVE those spam emails? I seem to get fewer now, I don't know why, but for a while there, JEEBUS.

COCK right back at ya. ;D
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:38 am (UTC)
Hee! Happy to amuse! :)

And I get tons of those to one of my email accts that I used to foolishly signup for a e-mail newsletter that I never got. Oops. :-/ Oh well, I just bounce 'em all back to their sender.
alliecat8
Feb. 15th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
Mmmmm, just what I needed for Valentine's day, a big ol'....

*giggles like a 12-year-old*

Just wanted to pop in to say I ♥ YOU, TOO! And please tell Dulcie that Miss Allie WUVS her! :D
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:39 am (UTC)
Hee, I hope it improved your day! :)

Mine was spent busy WORKING so not even a remote chance of romance here.

And WUV delivered to teh pup!
gottalovev
Feb. 15th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
LOL! awesome!

yes, they are really creative. heee! but trouser snake?

what makes me laugh are the ones to increase the amount of "come". like. it's a man thing, right, performance anxiety? because the amount doesn't impress me the least (contrary to what I read in the sale pitch ;) )



OMG! forgot to say that I love you too and happy valentines day! loL! you and your distracting size 10 or more words! lol!

Edited at 2008-02-15 01:03 am (UTC)
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:41 am (UTC)
Hee, "trouser snake" is one of the most amusing, definitely!

And yeah, who cares about, er, volume? LOL. Only men, I suppose.

It was only 8 pt, but hee, happy to distract! Happy V. Day!
eponine119
Feb. 15th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)
I don't know about you, but I feel much better. (It's so big!) ;)
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:42 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks, babe! I figured it was good for a giggle!
angelwen99
Feb. 15th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
I have to admit, I saw that and cracked up for like a minute. Thanks.
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:42 am (UTC)
Hee! Then my work here is done! ;)
alemyrddin
Feb. 15th, 2008 10:13 am (UTC)
*giggles*
:)
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:43 am (UTC)
*grins wickedly*
foxxcub
Feb. 15th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
<333333333333333
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:43 am (UTC)
*WUBS INAPPROPRIATELY*

haldoor
Feb. 15th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
HAHAHHAHAHAA! Brilliant! You knew we'd all click, right?
halfdutch
Feb. 16th, 2008 05:44 am (UTC)
Hee! I didn't even think what people would be expecting! I HAVE done some NSFW picspams in the past, LOL. But just went for the simple approach this time!
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