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More Lost limericks

These simply refused to be funny which, I suppose, violates the spirit of the limerick entirely!
Rating: PG for implied Sawyer sexing



There once was a guy named Hurley
Whose hair was uncommonly curly
He was fond of his food
But inclined to brood
Upon a curse both devilish and squirrelly

A fair damsel named Juliet
Was as tough as tough ever gets
Misfortune and lies
Turned into her ice
'Til James made her meltingly wet

A Frenchwoman named Danielle
Adapted remarkably well
To life on an isle
Where death wore a smile
Before dragging you, screaming, to hell

A sweet girl named Alex, I'm told
Was stolen while not a year old
Raised as an Other
Away from her mother
By a man whose heart was ice cold

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haldoor
Jul. 28th, 2009 09:54 am (UTC)
Oh, those are great too! Not funny, maybe, but absolutely appropriate! Thank you - so many great gifts! *hugs*
halfdutch
Jul. 28th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
You're so welcome! Thanks for the poetry prompt! ;)
haldoor
Jul. 29th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
Oh, you are entirely welcome for that! *stares some more at your pretty Sayid icon*
gottalovev
Jul. 28th, 2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
they are great! my favorite is Danielle's :)
halfdutch
Jul. 28th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you, hon! :)
elliotsmelliot
Jul. 28th, 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)
Well, the losties are not funny people! Alex's is so sad because you captured her entire life in four lines.
halfdutch
Jul. 28th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
They really aren't funny most of the time, are they? (I do kind of dread the series finale!) Thanks and glad you liked these. :)
janie_tangerine
Jul. 29th, 2009 12:04 pm (UTC)
I think that my favorite of this bunch is the Danielle one, but they're all completely awesome. The Juliet one is golden, actually, and I did sniff at the Alex one *sigh*. They were awesome!
halfdutch
Jul. 30th, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
Thanks, hon! :) I'm so glad you like the serious ones! ♥
siluria
Aug. 4th, 2009 08:29 pm (UTC)
You really have a talent for these!! I tried to think of some a bit ago to put on postcards, and failed miserably, so you have my respect! :)
halfdutch
Aug. 28th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Hee, thanks, hon! :)
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