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Lost "The Substitute" polls

Just watched it this morning:

What are you calling "Locke" these days?

F-Locke
11(29.7%)
Faux Locke
4(10.8%)
Not!Locke
5(13.5%)
Smoky
1(2.7%)
The Man in Black
1(2.7%)
Pure Evil
0(0.0%)
Locke
2(5.4%)
Something else
3(8.1%)

(For Janie): A la Nirvana!Jack, what do we call Sawyer listening to Iggy Pop?

Stooges!Sawyer
2(5.6%)
RawPower!Sawyer
1(2.8%)
Search&Destroy!Sawyer
3(8.3%)
DetroitSound!Sawyer
1(2.8%)
"Siggy" (Sawyer + Iggy)
4(11.1%)
Drunk!Sawyer
13(36.1%)
Mine!
7(19.4%)

Best line:

This is the weirdest funeral I've ever been to (Frank)
15(39.5%)
I'm sorry I murdered him (Ben)
10(26.3%)
Randy's a douche (Hurley)
1(2.6%)
It ain't. (Sawyer on the non-happy ending in Of Mice & Men)
1(2.6%)
I don't care if you're dead or time-traveling or the Ghost of Christmas Past (Sawyer)
7(18.4%)

Best alt!Locke meeting, so far:

Jack
2(5.1%)
Hurley
7(17.9%)
Rose
6(15.4%)
Ben
12(30.8%)
Boone
4(10.3%)

What do the numbers in front of people's names mean?

Their flight 815 seat assignment
1(2.9%)
Their importance to Jacob
12(34.3%)
How good they are in bed
15(42.9%)

What would be the dealbreaker with Locke, if you were Helen:

He just got fired
0(0.0%)
He lied about the conference
6(15.4%)
The scary suitcase full of knives
8(20.5%)
He wouldn't go see Jack
1(2.6%)
He's Locke! So no deal in the first place
11(28.2%)
Whining about his kidney (oh wait, other universe)
6(15.4%)

Ben's a high school teacher! I somehow thought he'd be teaching:

Euopean history, good call Lost!
3(7.7%)
Chemistry (don't forget your gas masks!)
4(10.3%)
Biology (with lots of disections)
1(2.6%)
Machiavellian manipulation
28(71.8%)

I'm most unnerved by:

Richard being so scared of Smoky
19(52.8%)
Sawyer appearing to be on Smoky's side
4(11.1%)
Ben, as usual
3(8.3%)
That freaky cave
3(8.3%)

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( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
janie_tangerine
Feb. 17th, 2010 07:14 pm (UTC)
Since Jack is Nirvana I think that Stooges works awesome for Sawyer. ;) ;) and well, I had to vote for Boone on the best alt!Locke meeting but I think that Ben would make Machiavelli proud. LOL. Also Frank totally has the best lines.
halfdutch
Feb. 17th, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
More Frank, please!! And, of course, more Boone!
siluria
Feb. 17th, 2010 10:26 pm (UTC)
I read someone calling the new Locke - Mocke - and I kinda like that one! Your polls never cease to amuse!! :)
halfdutch
Feb. 17th, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, I like that! I was just thinking that Locke + Smoky = Loki, LOL!
diandrahollman
Feb. 18th, 2010 03:42 am (UTC)
How good they are in bed

Um...one being the best or the worst? Cause there's no way Jack is better than Sawyer. ;)

And what, Ben can't teach Acting 101?
alliecat8
Feb. 18th, 2010 06:49 pm (UTC)
I just call F-Locke Flocke, to save the trouble of the dash. I just realized that this is the same principle of F-list and flist, and of course I say flist. They tell me it sounds very Southern that way, but it's really just my own laziness.
lianneb
Feb. 22nd, 2010 01:15 am (UTC)
The version I've seem is Smocke.
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