This comes from a book foxxcub loaned me. She warned me about this one story but I went ahead and read it. I *think* this is the story anyway, judging by this groan-inducing (and not the good kind!) smut.
"He flicked his tongue against her panties, then fastened his mouth over the mound that housed the sensitive bead of her desire." In the next sentence we then get "her vulnerable nub." Oy.
"He guided the knob of his thick arousal up and down her wet channel." Possibly the least erotic sentence ever?