Put iTunes on random shuffle and ask it these questions.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Explain it to Me , Liz Phair. No, YOU explain it to ME!
Will I have a happy life?
Nightswimming, REM. Why does that make me think of Jeff Buckley? :-(
What do my friends really think of me?
Just Who is the Five O’Clock Hero, The Jam. Awww. I think
Do people secretly lust after me?
Around My Heart, X. Well, love, lust, it’s all good!
How can I make myself happy?
The Summer, Yo La Tengo. That’s either season related or advice to start stalking Rachel Bilson
What should I do with my life?
Sick Again, Led Zeppelin. Call in sick? O__O
Why must life be so full of pain?
Shadow on the Sun, Audioslave. Aha! It’s the sun spots!
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Little Sister, Queens of the Stone Age. Well, it IS a very sexy song. I’ll just put this on next time, shall I? And I AM a little sister. I'm going to ignore any other interpretations.
Will I ever have children?
Pulling Mussels (From the Shell), Squeeze. Er. So that would be difficult then?
Will I die happy?
Abraham, Martin and John, Dion. Apparently, I’ll die young!
Can you give me some advice?
Message in a Bottle (Live), No Doubt w. Brandon Boyd. Darn cryptic iTunes! So I should send out an S.O.S.?
What do you think happiness is?
True Love Waits, Radiohead. Awwww! Except, wait. Radiohead is never happy!
What's my favorite fetish?
Under My Thumb, The Rolling Stones. Wow, that almost makes sense! *goes off to get S/M gear.*