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If you thought Bible fic was strange...

For fanfic100

How about this RPF odd couple:

100 fics of Catherine Zeta-Jones and ... Crispin Glover. Dude. In what world have they even met? There are no words.

I shit you not: http://megalion.com/ff100/index.php

As for the Bible -- there's someone signed up for 100 general Bible fics and someone signed up for 100 Jesus/Judas Iscariot fics. O__o

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hkath
Oct. 12th, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
Oh man, that's hilarious, I was just looking at exactly the same thing.

Someone is writing 100 Ben Hur fics? Whaaa?

I just read the Bible slash. o_O I can't say it was bad. Just... not for me. Yeah, that's it.

Now the Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert slash, I could maybe get with.

I've been trying to come up with reasons why I shouldn't sign up and pick Hurley. My main reason is that I don't seem to write anything short or finish anything lately.

Of course, I don't have anything like a challenge to dictate that things be short and finished...
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
Heh. Well Ben Hur *is* really slashy. And I do own the DVD, LOL. So that's not *so* strange, to me.

I'm going to attempt to stay somewhat pure and avoid the Bible slash. At the very least, it's odd.

I think it's hard to slash the funny guys, but what do I know? At least it's not Mo Rocca. *shudder* That man ruined 'I love the '80s/'90s' for me.

What about 100 Jack fics? I don't think anyone's claimed him yet. *pokes ribs with elbow* I'm in the same boat. No short fics and so very many abandoned fics. *sigh*
But that didn't stop me! ;-D That and having about 20 fics to apply to the total and there being no deadline. And the inherent insanity.



hkath
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
Too late for Jack, I just claimed Hurley about twenty minutes ago ;)

But then, faced with a choice, I'll always pick the quirkier option.

Ben Hur slash freaks me out because I keep picturing Charlton Heston.

*shudder*
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC)
Aha. Enjoy teh Hurley!

Awww, see I dig the '50s, square-jawed, beefcake camp that is Charlton Heston. Politics be damned! C'mon, he was Judah Ben-Hur! And Moses! And you cannot diss the original Planet of the Apes or Omega Man! Cinematic gold. ;-D
lillyjk
Oct. 12th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC)
yep, I saw the Bible sign-ups, and even thought I'm a HEATHEN, it just sort of squicked me...

Joseph: "Oh Mary, let's forget about the whole immaculate conception and do it!"

Mary: "Cool, I'll get the lube"

*ponders*
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
I know. I could see maybe David and Bathsheba. Or something, LOL. But eeep, no!

eternitybreaks
Oct. 12th, 2005 02:16 pm (UTC)
Now that is just plain scary?????
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
I know! Makes me feel relatively well adjusted, LOL.
mediocrechick
Oct. 12th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
Crispin Glover? With Catherine Zeta Jones? Wuh????? I can only remember Crispin Glover as the dad in Back to the Future....with that crazy laugh of his.

As for the Bible fics, hmmmm...... I'm thinking these people have been reading the good book way too often. Now I must go and take a shower to cleanse myself of this sacrilegious ickiness.
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
Crispin Glover was also the Thin Man in the Charlie's Angels films. So shipping him with, say, Drew Barrymore, wouldn't be as odd. But CZJ? That's so damn random!

*hands you soap for shower*
mediocrechick
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
I forgot that was him in Charlie's Angels. Not that that movie was anything memorable or anything. Terrible.

BTW, I forgot to tell you: loves the new header! I'll miss Maggie but yay! for bringing back the boys. I want them back together!!!! Reunited and it feels so good.....
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 05:59 pm (UTC)
I like the first one. And the hotness of Justin Theroux in the second one. Psychotic, pumped up Irish bad boy, yeah! ;-D Hee.

And thanks for the header love! It was time to bask in the J/S love once again. I cannot wait for them to be reunited on teh show, even if it's with you-know-who there too.
*sighs, clings to fanon*


rogueapprentice
Oct. 12th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
Okay. My weird-shit-o-meter just hit an all time high.

*Shakes head very puzzled and more than a little frightened*
halfdutch
Oct. 12th, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC)
That truly takes the cake, doesn't it?

Love the icon, heh.
themoononastick
Oct. 12th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
There are some seriously weird arsed claims over there, I am becoming quite addicted to checking to see whats been claimed recently!
But yeah, Zeta-Jones/Glover ?????? That has to be the oddest combination and Judas/Jesus is definitely the the most likely to induce cries of WTF?
Oh and 100 fics about Def Lepard? Why? Is there really a readership out there for that?
*hides in own corner of fandom where everything makes sense*
halfdutch
Oct. 13th, 2005 02:15 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, the signups are almost entertaining enough, even if no fics ever get written.

Def Leppard - no clue! LOL. I don't know enough about them to slash them, that's for sure! I saw there was Interpol slash. Hmm. At least it's contemporary! I don't get all that pop slash stuff but then again, didn't really get the boy band thing at all either.
arabella_hope
Oct. 12th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC)
I hadn't looked at the master list yet, so thanks for the link.

Yeah, those are some weird claims...I'm more surprised at what's not been taken though. Not alot of Andromeda (I guess that's dying out, oh well) or Foxshy...but Hot Damn! Dirk Pitt fics. Niiiice.
halfdutch
Oct. 13th, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
Foxshy! I did think about it, but I want to keep that fun and not an obligation. I've only written maybe 3 Foxshy fics so I'm way behind vs. my J/S fics anyway.

I guess there's something for everyone! Not so familar with Andromeda - is it still on?

arabella_hope
Oct. 13th, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
What are you doing on the LJ? ;P shouldn't you be hiding?

Andromeda is this totally cheesy sci-fi with Kevin Sorbo as the captian. I started watching last year...3 months before it ended lol. But Rhade (Steve Bacic) is hella hot...and he had pirate hair a few weeks before Sawyer!
isis2015
Oct. 12th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC)
As for the Bible -- there's someone signed up for 100 general Bible fics and someone signed up for 100 Jesus/Judas Iscariot fics. O__o

Ha! Now if that doesn't seem like a one way ticket into hell, I don't know what does. ;)

And Bible fics are very, very strange.
halfdutch
Oct. 13th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC)
They can always repent on their deathbed, right? ;-D

But yeah, count me out!
julissak01
Oct. 13th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
100 general Bible fics and someone signed up for 100 Jesus/Judas Iscariot fics.

OMFG. *is speechless*
halfdutch
Oct. 13th, 2005 02:20 am (UTC)
I know. It boggles the mind. And makes us all look relatively normal, LOL.
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