Ok, rate the best Jack/Sawyer ep:
Confidence Man: Bondage, hello!
WTCMB: Eyefucking. Threats. Sawyer calls him "Jack."
DEM: Sexual history quiz. Sawyer nearly cries.
Exodus, Part 1: Gun handoff. Jack cries.
What Kate Did: The boy!touching! *dies*
Hunting Party: "Traveling with my doctor."
Sarah was cheating on Jack!
The idiot! Had she *seen* him in the red shirt?
OMG, what if it was with Sawyer?
Hmm. I was expecting something more dramatic.
Kate's tagging along was:
So typical - and completely stupid. Good going, idiot.
Perfectly understandable. How dare Jack tell her what to do?
I'm mad at Jack for:
Not letting Kate come with
Not giving Sawyer more personal doctoring
Going to Ana instead of Sayid for help building an army
Not taking his shirt off more!
Not a goddamn thing. ;-D
Jack is giving up on Kate because:
Hello, she's an idiot! She endangered all their lives
He thinks Sawyer loves her and he wants to bow out gracefully
The writers have a different agenda for him
He never actually wanted her, did he?
You need to train an army. Who do you go to on the island?
Eko - Jesus stick pwns all
Sayid - Hello, former soldier!
Locke - Man is scary good with weapons
Kate - She can track! And climb trees!
Ana - She was an LAPD cop - a jungle of sorts?
Hurley - Hey, he said he was a warrior, right?
Hmm, not really all that scary.
Just in need of some razors, some soap, and some TLC.
Zeke is going to turn out to be:
DeGroot ( of the Hanso Foundation)
Connected to one of the islanders somehow
Part of some new love triangle, I can feel it!
So why did Sawyer insist on going along?
Alone time with Jack!
Payback for being shot
Why, to get Michael back, of course
He has his reasons, let's leave it at that
How worried are you about Walt & Michael?
Not at all. They're FINE.
Fave B-story scene:
Jin wears Floppy Hat, hates it
Hurley and Charlie bond over the vinyl
Sayid has a cameo!
Who was right, Jin or Sun?
Jin. Michael needed him.
Sun. Jin just *can't* put her through that again.
As long as there *are* Jin/Sun scenes, I'm not taking sides.
Next week: Someone takes Aaron!
OMG, not the BABY!
Charlie, now's your chance to redeem yourself!
I know I should care but ...