halfdutch (halfdutch) wrote,
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Polls!

First of all, a big, happy birthday to two of my favorite LJ-ers and two of the best icon makers in creation: crystalkirk and mediocrechick! *snuggles you both* May your day be filled with visions of Jack and Sawyer, horny cowboys and oodles of shirtless men. And, of course, p0rn!


"Yes, right there, that's the part of the fic you're going to make happen right now."


"It's a beautiful view. We're going to be so happy here, Sawyer."


Rate Fire Water:

Great!
7(10.3%)
Good!
21(30.9%)
Meh!
33(48.5%)
Awful!
4(5.9%)

Which is the best Charlie episode (based just on the Charlie plots?):

The Moth
21(30.9%)
Homecoming
8(11.8%)
Fire + Water
11(16.2%)
They all rocked
3(4.4%)
Sorry, they all sucked
21(30.9%)

So Charlie was having visions because:

The writers are leading up to something with all these visions
19(27.9%)
It's the show's motto: "Visions for everyone!"
23(33.8%)
It's the only way they could fit in Jesus!Hurley.
10(14.7%)

Toward Charlie, I feel:

Contempt
11(16.7%)
Pity
22(33.3%)
A warm, tingling sensation
5(7.6%)
Nothing
21(31.8%)

Locke smacks down Charlie:

OMG! How could he? Locke really crossed the line.
32(50.8%)
About damn time.
28(44.4%)

Who *should* be the most shunned on the island?

Charlie - he endangered the baby
3(4.5%)
Ana Lucia - she killed Shannon, beat up Sawyer, etc.
36(53.7%)
Kate - her shenanigans fucked up the Michael rescue
4(6.0%)
Sawyer - nearly dying didn't redeem him for *me*
0(0.0%)
Locke - a) he's scary and b) he caused Boone's death
7(10.4%)

Why do so many fans hate Charlie?

Too whiny.
8(11.8%)
Kind of a jerk, really.
4(5.9%)
He's just not sexy. There, I said it.
2(2.9%)
I don't know. I just do.
2(2.9%)
But -- *I* don't hate him!
9(13.2%)
I'm trying to like him but they're not making it easy for me!
10(14.7%)

Who's going to "hit it" first:

Sawyer and Kate
24(36.4%)
Jack and Ana
6(9.1%)
Hurley and Libby
13(19.7%)
Claire and Locke
2(3.0%)
OMG, stop using that phrase!
10(15.2%)

Ana asks Jack if he's "hittin' that" (meaning Kate):

Funny, heh.
20(29.4%)
Would have been funny if someone else had said it.
7(10.3%)
Who actually says "hittin' that?"
16(23.5%)
Oh Jack. He'll never "hit" anything, poor boy.
9(13.2%)

Where has Hurley seen Libby before?

In his dreams
2(3.0%)
Psych ward - where she was a doctor
24(35.8%)
Psych ward - where she was a patient
33(49.3%)

In order to fit in even *more* religious stories, I vote for:

Jack takes a vow of celibacy. Oh wait ...
5(7.5%)
Sun builds buddhist temple
1(1.5%)
Jin's secret past: ass kickin' monk
6(9.0%)
Sawyer suddenly stricken with stigmata
4(6.0%)
Walt revealed to be the Golden Child
2(3.0%)
Hurley realizes the numbers have made him divine, demands to be worshipped
0(0.0%)
Ana Lucia is actually a voodoo queen
1(1.5%)
Danielle, Kate and Claire go wiccan
2(3.0%)
The Others? Scientologists
15(22.4%)

So, the Sawyer ep is next!

Yes! We've only been waiting a YEAR!
14(20.6%)
But the promos ... are you sure that's a Sawyer ep?
4(5.9%)
Pleasedontfuckitup!
17(25.0%)
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