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Lost SAG Awards RPF for foxxcub

Title: Boys Will Be Boys
Featuring: Josh, Daniel, Harold, Ian
Summary: Fun in a hotel room
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I didn't write this! Look at the photo. The RPF wrote itself! *nods, scurries away*
Note: For foxxcub.




photo gakked from foxxcub

"How am I supposed to take the picture while you're bouncing around like a six-year-old?"

Josh ignored him, continuing to jump and down on the futon like a willful child. "C'mon," he said, breathy from the exertion. "'S fun! Join me."

"If you'd hold still for two seconds," Harold swore. "The picture's going to be blurry and it'll be too hard to guess."

"Fine." Josh stopped bouncing and struck a model's pose, rotating one hip out. "Got it?"

"Yep!" Harold grinned. "Now we just need to get Dom."

Josh cracked up at that, one hand covering his big, goofy grin as he zipped up. "Dom? C'mon, that's no fair. Everyone and his dog can spot him by now." He suddenly pointed at Daniel. "Hey! Danny. You've never done this. Only fair, man. "

Daniel shook his head, hands raised in his own defense. "No thanks! I'm too easy anyway. No one could ever get us mixed up."

"Awww." Josh pouted. He pointed at his eyebrows. "See, only blonde up top. And I'm pretty tan." He went to undo his pants again.

Daniel laughed. "No, no, still got the picture, right here." He tapped his forehead. "And you forgot one little thing: Tan lines."

Josh frowned, then snapped his fingers. "Hey, we'll just overexpose it. Make you look as pale as me, then. Can you do that with your phone?"

"Hey!" Daniel protested, making a face while Harold examined his cell phone.

"Uh, I don't know. If Foxy were here, he could figure it out."

"Well, he ain't here, which is why we're taking these photos, right? C'mon, Dan. It's not like you've never been skinnydipping with Fox. Same thing, right?"

"I guess," Daniel shrugged, hand going hesitantly to the drawstring of his sweat pants. "But he'll know."

"Nah, he might think you're Navi."

"Navi? He's, like, twice as hairy as me!"

"Been takin' notes?" Josh waggled his eyebrows.

"No!" Daniel's voice rose an octave. "Just look at him! And what if these photos got out?"

"Didn't hurt Colin Farrell any." Josh shrugged. "I fookin' live for porn!" he yelled, flashing a Hang 10 with both hands.

"Would you quit quoting that damn tape?" Harold sighed.

"Alright, alright, c'mon, Harold, your turn," Josh said, reaching for the phone "You can finally stump 'em, now that Adewale's here!"

"Please!" Harold said, affecting his best drag queen voice. "He's only twice as big as me!"

"Oh REALLY?" Josh lunged for the phone but Harold held it out of his reach.

"Look, you know what I meant. We need Ian. That's who we need."

"Nah. Ian's too easy. Built like a girl."

The flash made them turn around.

"Ian!"

Another flash.

"Guys? Those are three of the guiltiest looks I've ever seen in my life. You wanna tell me the story that goes with this? It's for People."

"What, are you working for them now?"Josh took a drag on his cigarette.

"Yeah, thought I'd cross over to the dark side now that I don't have a real job anymore."

"Funny," Josh smirked. "Now hand over the camera, pretty boy. You're what People readers want to see, not us broken-down old men."

Ian just snapped another photo. "Oh yeah? I think they'd prefer more of 'TV's Hottest Hunk.'"

Harold grinned. "How much more?" He punched a few buttons on the phone and handed it to Ian.

"Holy shit!"

"There's your caption," Josh laughed. And then he started jumping up and down again, yelling in a singsong voice. "I fookin' love porn!"



Tagging anyone else who wants to write a different scenario for this picture. The more, the merrier, right? ;-D

ETA: Made a few icons.


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gobsmackit
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:19 am (UTC)
JE SUIS MORT.

I was just comment complaining that there was no fic for this pic yet, and I refreshed the flist, and AHHH!

"I fookin' live for porn!" Josh yelled, flashing a Hang 10 with both hands.

AMAZING. So much fun, and hilarious, and AH, they're not even penis size speculating, they pretty much KNOW.

*flails away*
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:24 am (UTC)
Awwww, yay, glad it amused. ;-D Someone had to do it! *bravely steps up*

And this is the kind of thing I think of while out walking the dog. No joke. ;-D



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eponine119
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:20 am (UTC)
Hee. That was cute. I love Josh quoting the sex tape.

And wow, somehow this story made me notice things in the photo I didn't see before. Josh is smoking, and that looks a lot like Foxy's leather jacket on the couch.
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:27 am (UTC)
Bwaha. First celeb sex tape I ever actually watched. So I had to do something with it, right?

I hadn't noticed the leather jacket myself. Hee. Wonder whose it was? Where *was* Foxy anyway. Perhaps I should have had him be the People photographer at the end? ;-D

And how sad is it that I was hoping for photographic proof that Josh and George Clooney met at the SAG Awards because of my last RPF fic? *is still hoping*
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hkath
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:26 am (UTC)
I probably should have wisened up the first time you made me snarf my Diet Coke. But no, I snarfed two or three more times before I finally put the bottle down.

OMG. Josh + Colin Farrell sex tape = high-larious.
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:34 am (UTC)
Awww, snarfage! I'm flattered! ;-D

And is the keyboard safe? Sadly, my other one fell victim to a ginger ale today. *takes a minute to mourn the good keyboard*

And yes, Josh + Colin Farrell sex tape. Too good things, eh? LOL. Glad you liked it!
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philomel
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:32 am (UTC)
rotating one hip out

Mrrow. That might be all the "smut" I need! Oh, scratch that, the thought of DDK's hand just hovering over his drawstring... mmm. So many pretty men, so many pr0ny situations.

"Now we just need to get Dom."

Hee! Very funny.
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)
Awww, thanks. I wanted to work Dom in there but ... *ponders if it's too late* Hope that wasn't too big a tease! Ok, just imagine he's snapping the photo at the end. ;-D
_fortunes_fool
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:41 am (UTC)
Hehehehehe. Love it.
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:57 am (UTC)
Merci! *bows*
misse1977
Feb. 1st, 2006 10:07 am (UTC)
I love them guys! So happy together (an bouncy, when it comes to the brat)


I loved your story! Such a wonderful way to start a day!
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC)
;-D Glad you liked it! And they do seem like they get up to a lot of mischief, don't they?
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halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
Bwah! Thank you! ;D
blankversesfic
Feb. 1st, 2006 01:37 pm (UTC)
I loved that so very much. Thank you for starting my morning off right.
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
My pleasure! ;-D
isis2015
Feb. 1st, 2006 01:39 pm (UTC)
Hee hee! Yes! I dared foxxcub to do it, and I'm so glad you did. Plus, the Colin Farrell porn...*snicker*
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
Awww, someone had to do it! ;-D
holycitygirl
Feb. 1st, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)
THE cutest thing I ever read.

*smiles*

*loves*
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
Awwww, yay! ;-D That makes me grin like an idiot. Thanks!
alliecat8
Feb. 1st, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
They do look awfully guilty about something. Hee, I'd say that this made my day, but I read it after I read ellel's latest post, so my day was already made. This is a very happy Wednesday, indeed. Reruns be damned.

Loved the fic! And that picture will have me giggling all day. :D
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
WOW. I went to read ellel's post and if that's true, that will make my YEAR! The only thing better would be if they'd never hired her in the first place! *gets in time machine, meddles*

And that picture was just too rich to leave alone, LOL. ;-D I wonder what the real story is!
themoononastick
Feb. 1st, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
bwahahaha! Love it! Josh + the Colin Farrell sex tape = perfection!
And such a great interpretation of why they all look so damn guilty! Heeee!
*rereads*
*giggles some more*
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
*bows*

Thank you, ma'am! One of those off-the-cuff ideas. God knows what they were really up to! ;-D
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foxxcub
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC)
*tries to retain giggles*

Oh man. I just had another office walk through here on a tour of our new digs and I was reading this and snorting and making all sorts of weird noises. Good thing I'm still at lunch, mwaha!!

I agree with everything said above--Josh quoting teh sex tape is priceless, OMG. *hearts hard*

*takes tag and runs* :D
halfdutch
Feb. 1st, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
Awww, yay! Another workplace subverted! *cackles wickedly*

So happy you liked it, hon! And that you didn't need cheering up after all! WOOO! ;-D

And oooh, yes, do it! *bounces*
ellel
Feb. 1st, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
collapses in a fit of giggles!!!:D
you rock!

and man,he looks good in red and tight shirt...look at these arms...
*drools*
halfdutch
Feb. 2nd, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
Hee, thank you! And yes, Josh DOES look so damn good there. And in his tux. And, I'm sure, out of it, LOL! ;-D
hkath
Feb. 1st, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)
Came back to snag the "naughty" icon :D
halfdutch
Feb. 2nd, 2006 12:16 am (UTC)
Enjoy! I downloaded that font just for the occasion. ;-D My text always looks like crap otherwise!
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