My favorite Claire is:
So how many hatches are there?
One per person?
So are any of the castaways really infected?
Dharma Initiative = The Others!
Yep. Way ahead of you, Lost
OMG! *nurses blown mind*
Not so fast, there's more than one group of Others...
Pick one Dostoevsky book for Lost:
The Brothers Karamazov
Notes From Underground
Crime and Punishment
Sawyer has a stash again besides the guns? Did I miss something?
Oh, he had stashes they didn't know about
It's simple: Sex with Sawyer isn't free, you know
The only stash Sawyer has is that pornstache he'll have after his next shave
Do the Lost writers have a big plan?
Oh yes! I stand in awe
If by "big plan" you mean "making it up as they go," then yes.
Mr. Eko's chat with Henry Gale:
So wrong it's right ship:
Augh! *runs away screaming*
And the Bad Fanfic Plot Device goes to:
Sawyer squishing a frog
Sun needing a pregnancy test
Ana and Sayid teaming up
That thing they have to press every 108 minutes