Teh sex: (Or all the sex we'll get, thanks to ABC):
Flirty swim in the lagoon
Drunken game of "I Never"
"Just in case" gun handoff.
Cocky game of Texas Hold 'Em
Jack so very badly wants Sawyer's:
Later, that night:
Jack went back for the meds
Sawyer won back his mangoes
More was held than just Texas, if you know what I mean *winks*
"Should I go and get a ruler?"
"How 'bout you put your mangoes where your mouth is?"
"When I want the guns, I'll get the guns."
Huh? There was talking?
Best new Sawyer nickname?
Amarillo Slim (Jack)
Cool Hand (Jack)
I command everyone to write:
Sawyer dropped out of the ninth grade to do what?
Get in some serious reading
Gear up for the big league cons
Run away from a bad situation
Awww, just wait til the next Sawyer ep!
What was Jack doing in Thailand?
Mastering the art of Thai cuisine
Running away from Christian
Drunken spree after Sarah leaves
*awaits incredibly decadent Thailand!sex* fics
Who cares, as long as he did it with his shirt off?
So, is Anthony Cooper the real Mr. Sawyer?
Yes, and I totally called that ages ago
I suspect so, but I'm hoping they won't be that obvious
No, Locke's connection was to *Sayid* not to Sawyer as it turned out
So Dharma is still dropping off food, that means:
They're clueless that Kelvin and his buddy are long dead
They've known all along exactly what's going on
OMG, yay, they're rescued!
Dharma is even more fucked up than I thought
How long have you spent poring over the black light map?
I glanced at it but I'm waiting for someone else to do the heavy lifting analysis
Sorry -- too busy rewatching the card game!
Who had to dig up the real Henry Gale?
Ana, because Charlie and Sayid were off making out
Sayid, because if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself
Charlie because his nails are already filthy
What was the point of the Locke backstory this time?
Locke is devastated when Helen leaves -- wait, didn't we do this already?
Exhibit 42 in Locke's trust issues
More fodder for "Cooper is Mr. Sawyer" theories
Showcase Terry's slightly less bad wig
Just there for the Nadia cameo