Aaaand, I couldn't sleep, so up these polls go now:
Rate SOS
Four miracles
4(6.0%)
Three black rocks
27(40.3%)
Two gunshots
23(34.3%)
One big snooze
12(17.9%)
Who or what cured Rose?
The holistic healer
0(0.0%)
God
3(4.5%)
The island
44(65.7%)
She just bossed that cancer away!
17(25.4%)
Who's more annoying?
Bernard
14(20.9%)
Rose
7(10.4%)
It's a tie!
15(22.4%)
Awww, I like them.
27(40.3%)
Australia has more:
Dodgy psychics
18(29.0%)
Dodgy holistic healers
7(11.3%)
Suspicious shrimp sellers
8(12.9%)
Fatherly one-armed farmers
6(9.7%)
Numbers-obsessed shut-ins
11(17.7%)
Who loves Jack the most?
Sawyer
32(46.4%)
Kate
7(10.1%)
Ana
2(2.9%)
Locke
1(1.4%)
Jack
16(23.2%)
What's the best way to declare your love on Craphole Island?
Build a church together
8(11.9%)
Give the object of your desire a gun
14(20.9%)
Spy on your crush in the shower
1(1.5%)
Push the button for them
3(4.5%)
Feed them clams
3(4.5%)
Nag and nag some more
9(13.4%)
Duh! Kiss them!
11(16.4%)
The cutest couple is:
Bernard/Rose
2(3.0%)
Hurley/Libby
1(1.5%)
Sun/Jin
1(1.5%)
Claire & Aaron
1(1.5%)
Jack/Kate
7(10.4%)
Sawyer/Kate
4(6.0%)
Sawyer & Vincent
22(32.8%)
Charlie/Eko
12(17.9%)
Wow, Jack beats Sawyer at cards and is a better shot than Kate. What's his next trick?
Outfishes Jin
2(3.1%)
Swings a meaner axe than Eko
2(3.1%)
Starts correcting Sun's Korean
22(33.8%)
Has more imaginary friends than Hurley
3(4.6%)
Gets nekkider than Sawyer
21(32.3%)
As soon as Jack's back was turned, Locke started scribbling:
"Jack + Locke 4 EVA!"
17(25.4%)
"Oooh, that Jack makes me so angry!"
6(9.0%)
"Ow, ow, ow!"
3(4.5%)
Scenes for a better Locke backstory
14(20.9%)
Fanfic involving Locke, FauxHenry and that elusive shaving cream
19(28.4%)
Jack is never going to get any because:
He's on ABC
11(15.9%)
He's constantly being interrupted
11(15.9%)
Too many choices!
8(11.6%)
He's an idiot
25(36.2%)
What happens if they ever leave the island?
Sun loses baby, Locke - crippled again, Rose - stone dead
3(4.5%)
Turniphead launches world domination scheme, bitchslaps that Damien kid
6(9.1%)
They can finally have sex! (Canon version)
1(1.5%)
They can finally stop having all that gay sex! (Fanon version)
1(1.5%)
They'll have more gay sex than ever! (Ultra deluxe fanon version)
12(18.2%)
Charlie's comeback will be HUGE!
3(4.5%)
ABC execs cry over lost revenue, attempt lame spinoffs
13(19.7%)
Where was Sayid tonight?
Conditioning his hair
15(22.4%)
Hanging out with some cat named Moses
5(7.5%)
Plotting how to win Charlie back from Eko
25(37.3%)
Wherever Vincent's been this whole time
11(16.4%)
Now that Michael's back:
It'll be "WAAAAALLLLLT!" 24/7 again, won't it?
35(51.5%)
At last, we get some answers!
5(7.4%)
He can interrupt anyone else on the verge of making out.
17(25.0%)
