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Lost polls: SOS


Aaaand, I couldn't sleep, so up these polls go now:

Rate SOS

Four miracles
4(6.0%)
Three black rocks
27(40.3%)
Two gunshots
23(34.3%)
One big snooze
12(17.9%)

Who or what cured Rose?

The holistic healer
0(0.0%)
God
3(4.5%)
The island
44(65.7%)
She just bossed that cancer away!
17(25.4%)

Who's more annoying?

Bernard
14(20.9%)
Rose
7(10.4%)
It's a tie!
15(22.4%)
Awww, I like them.
27(40.3%)

Australia has more:

Dodgy psychics
18(29.0%)
Dodgy holistic healers
7(11.3%)
Suspicious shrimp sellers
8(12.9%)
Fatherly one-armed farmers
6(9.7%)
Numbers-obsessed shut-ins
11(17.7%)

Who loves Jack the most?

Sawyer
32(46.4%)
Kate
7(10.1%)
Ana
2(2.9%)
Locke
1(1.4%)
Jack
16(23.2%)

What's the best way to declare your love on Craphole Island?

Build a church together
8(11.9%)
Give the object of your desire a gun
14(20.9%)
Spy on your crush in the shower
1(1.5%)
Push the button for them
3(4.5%)
Feed them clams
3(4.5%)
Nag and nag some more
9(13.4%)
Duh! Kiss them!
11(16.4%)

The cutest couple is:

Bernard/Rose
2(3.0%)
Hurley/Libby
1(1.5%)
Sun/Jin
1(1.5%)
Claire & Aaron
1(1.5%)
Jack/Kate
7(10.4%)
Sawyer/Kate
4(6.0%)
Sawyer & Vincent
22(32.8%)
Charlie/Eko
12(17.9%)

Wow, Jack beats Sawyer at cards and is a better shot than Kate. What's his next trick?

Outfishes Jin
2(3.1%)
Swings a meaner axe than Eko
2(3.1%)
Starts correcting Sun's Korean
22(33.8%)
Has more imaginary friends than Hurley
3(4.6%)
Gets nekkider than Sawyer
21(32.3%)

As soon as Jack's back was turned, Locke started scribbling:

"Jack + Locke 4 EVA!"
17(25.4%)
"Oooh, that Jack makes me so angry!"
6(9.0%)
"Ow, ow, ow!"
3(4.5%)
Scenes for a better Locke backstory
14(20.9%)
Fanfic involving Locke, FauxHenry and that elusive shaving cream
19(28.4%)

Jack is never going to get any because:

He's on ABC
11(15.9%)
He's constantly being interrupted
11(15.9%)
Too many choices!
8(11.6%)
He's an idiot
25(36.2%)

What happens if they ever leave the island?

Sun loses baby, Locke - crippled again, Rose - stone dead
3(4.5%)
Turniphead launches world domination scheme, bitchslaps that Damien kid
6(9.1%)
They can finally have sex! (Canon version)
1(1.5%)
They can finally stop having all that gay sex! (Fanon version)
1(1.5%)
They'll have more gay sex than ever! (Ultra deluxe fanon version)
12(18.2%)
Charlie's comeback will be HUGE!
3(4.5%)
ABC execs cry over lost revenue, attempt lame spinoffs
13(19.7%)

Where was Sayid tonight?

Conditioning his hair
15(22.4%)
Hanging out with some cat named Moses
5(7.5%)
Plotting how to win Charlie back from Eko
25(37.3%)
Wherever Vincent's been this whole time
11(16.4%)

Now that Michael's back:

It'll be "WAAAAALLLLLT!" 24/7 again, won't it?
35(51.5%)
At last, we get some answers!
5(7.4%)
He can interrupt anyone else on the verge of making out.
17(25.0%)

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Comments

( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
mediocrechick
Apr. 13th, 2006 01:40 pm (UTC)
You are just too hilarious.....I love your polls.

I LOL'd at a lot of these choices but I think the best one was Sayid was conditioning his hair tonight. That's just awesome.
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
Merci. ;-D And yes, his hair is always so healthy looking. He must have a bottle of Nutrivive stashed away somewhere, LOL.
quiet_rebel
Apr. 13th, 2006 01:42 pm (UTC)
Outfish Jin? HAHAA!!
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 04:44 am (UTC)
Hee. He is a Jack of all Trades. ;-D
gottalovev
Apr. 13th, 2006 02:54 pm (UTC)
you're in a remarkable snark-ly shape this week! Bwahahaha!

loved the poll!
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 04:44 am (UTC)
I swear, the worst the episode, the more snark. Happy to amuse. ;-D
aldo_77
Apr. 13th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
LOL, this was great! Brilliant stuff!
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
Why, thank you! ;-D
themoononastick
Apr. 13th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
I am convinced that if Turniphead ever speaks he will sound just like Stewie from The Family Guy. :D

*loves you and your polls*
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
LOL. Anything is possible on Craphole Island!

*loves you more*
ficangel
Apr. 13th, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)
Jack is an idiot. It's only a sign of how owned I am at this point that I go, "Awww" instead of last year, when I only wondered why someone would not just hit him with a coconut.

I felt a little bad for Sawyer as he was dejectedly feeding Vincent, and he did get an, "Awww," but he's also the poster child for Brought It On Himself.
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)
It *is* a good thing I love them both! I cut them way more slack then the other characters, who just earn an eyeroll or a fast-forward.
ellel
Apr. 13th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
*giggles madly*

Jack is never going to get any because:
HE IS AN IDIOT.Jack has the most chances to get laid!So stupid,he has both Kate and Sawyer throwing themselves at him!What is wrong with you,man?

Turniphead launches world domination scheme,bitchslaps that Damien kid
rotfl!:D
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 05:14 am (UTC)
Agreed - Jack has *ample* opportunity to get laid. Thank god for fanfic or the man would explod, LOL.

sourgreenapples
Apr. 13th, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
OMG, this was hilarious. I was laughing almost the entire time.

I would quote back my favorite, but I can't pick.

She just bossed that cancer away!

that has to be it! mwahaha.
halfdutch
Apr. 14th, 2006 05:16 am (UTC)
Hee, thanks! ;-D That's the option I went with too.
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