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Lost: "Three Minutes" polls


This ep was all about:

Sawyer making puppy dog eyes at Jack
33(47.8%)
Charlie making puppy dog eyes at Eko
2(2.9%)
Michael looking shifty eyed all the time
11(15.9%)

Sawyer considers Jack his friend because:

Everybody else keeps trying to kill him
1(1.4%)
Hey, who doesn't? Everyone Loves Jack!
0(0.0%)
The network censors wouldn't let him say, "Fuck buddy."
9(12.9%)
Sawyer is a sad and lonely man with a warped sense of friendship
10(14.3%)
Can't hear you over all the squeeing!!
13(18.6%)

"Three Minutes" refers to the length of time:

Walt had onscreen this season
9(12.7%)
Jack and Sawyer can go without ripping each other's clothes off
17(23.9%)
It takes for anyone to forgive a grudge on the island
8(11.3%)
Everyone spent mourning Ana's death
14(19.7%)

So what *do* The Others want with Kate, Jack, Sawyer and Hurley?

Just trying to liven up the same old OT3.
12(17.1%)
Ummm, they all have an "S" in their full names. And an "E." Umm....
5(7.1%)
To find out just how gay Sawyer is for Jack and do the rest of them know?
19(27.1%)
They need help with their golf game.
4(5.7%)
Something involving Oreos.
11(15.7%)

What I enjoy most about the Michael episodes:

Endless custody battles
0(0.0%)
WAAAAAAALLLLLTTTT!
10(14.9%)
The possibility that he might get hit by a car
2(3.0%)
The possibility that he might get mauled by a bear
7(10.4%)
The mini-Oz reunion when he and Eko have a scene
9(13.4%)
Much more use of the word "Man" in dialogue
13(19.4%)

Sayid knew Michael was "compromised" because:

Pre-island, he was a "body language expert" for Us Weekly
4(5.7%)
Sayid knows all about "compromising" positions.
5(7.1%)
What fool would want Hurley instead of Sayid on a rescue mission?
12(17.1%)
Is there anything Sayid doesn't know?
17(24.3%)

In the finale, I'd like Michael's fate to be:

Shot pointblank in the chest. Hey, it's only fair!
7(10.4%)
Last-minute heroism as he sacrifices himself to save, let's say ... Hurley
6(9.0%)
Exposed and on the run, he stumbles into an irate polar bear
10(14.9%)
On the receiving end of Eko's Jesus Stick
16(23.9%)
Getting away with it, and a whole 'nother season of "WAAAALLLTTT" and shifty eyes
6(9.0%)

Vincent bringing Charlie the heroin:

Hey look, Vincent's got religion too!
3(4.3%)
Hee, cute.
14(20.3%)
OMG, that dog is evil. I knew it this whole time!
21(30.4%)
Bad news for Charlie: Look at Vincent's series of owners!
17(24.6%)

Most likely to appear in the finale:

Flashback to the crash of Flight 815
4(5.6%)
Slo-mo musical montage
11(15.5%)
Mystical visions, hallucinations, signs from God, etc.
1(1.4%)
Faux!Henry Gale
2(2.8%)
Christian Shephard, Lost cameo king!
11(15.5%)

The shocking secret revealed in the finale:

Pushing the button just lights up a "Merry Christmas 1987" display on the other side of the island
9(12.9%)
Michael used to be paralyzed too! And he used to have dreads!
8(11.4%)
Everyone is related to everyone else
5(7.1%)
Walt faked his own kidnapping
5(7.1%)
Craphole Island is really just a theme park.
4(5.7%)
Jack's tattoos are rub-ons
10(14.3%)
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