This ep was all about:
Sawyer making puppy dog eyes at Jack
Charlie making puppy dog eyes at Eko
Michael looking shifty eyed all the time
Sawyer considers Jack his friend because:
Everybody else keeps trying to kill him
Hey, who doesn't? Everyone Loves Jack!
The network censors wouldn't let him say, "Fuck buddy."
Sawyer is a sad and lonely man with a warped sense of friendship
Can't hear you over all the squeeing!!
"Three Minutes" refers to the length of time:
Walt had onscreen this season
Jack and Sawyer can go without ripping each other's clothes off
It takes for anyone to forgive a grudge on the island
Everyone spent mourning Ana's death
So what *do* The Others want with Kate, Jack, Sawyer and Hurley?
Just trying to liven up the same old OT3.
Ummm, they all have an "S" in their full names. And an "E." Umm....
To find out just how gay Sawyer is for Jack and do the rest of them know?
They need help with their golf game.
Something involving Oreos.
What I enjoy most about the Michael episodes:
Endless custody battles
The possibility that he might get hit by a car
The possibility that he might get mauled by a bear
The mini-Oz reunion when he and Eko have a scene
Much more use of the word "Man" in dialogue
Sayid knew Michael was "compromised" because:
Pre-island, he was a "body language expert" for Us Weekly
Sayid knows all about "compromising" positions.
What fool would want Hurley instead of Sayid on a rescue mission?
Is there anything Sayid doesn't know?
In the finale, I'd like Michael's fate to be:
Shot pointblank in the chest. Hey, it's only fair!
Last-minute heroism as he sacrifices himself to save, let's say ... Hurley
Exposed and on the run, he stumbles into an irate polar bear
On the receiving end of Eko's Jesus Stick
Getting away with it, and a whole 'nother season of "WAAAALLLTTT" and shifty eyes
Vincent bringing Charlie the heroin:
Hey look, Vincent's got religion too!
OMG, that dog is evil. I knew it this whole time!
Bad news for Charlie: Look at Vincent's series of owners!
Most likely to appear in the finale:
Flashback to the crash of Flight 815
Slo-mo musical montage
Mystical visions, hallucinations, signs from God, etc.
Christian Shephard, Lost cameo king!
The shocking secret revealed in the finale:
Pushing the button just lights up a "Merry Christmas 1987" display on the other side of the island
Michael used to be paralyzed too! And he used to have dreads!
Everyone is related to everyone else
Walt faked his own kidnapping
Craphole Island is really just a theme park.
Jack's tattoos are rub-ons