halfdutch (halfdutch) wrote,

Oscar Wrap-up

Way to give an Oscar speech: Jamie Foxx. Aw, you had me tearin' up, man. Also, very classy to shake Leo's hand on the way up. OK, now I'm hearing he's given this same speech before. Less good. Also, was anyone else disturbed by the way he kept talking about how his grandmother used to beat him? Not an "awwww" moment.

Way not to give an Oscar speech: Hilary Swank. You done good, Hilary, but your speeches suck! Rattling off a list of names is not a speech! And um, nice nipples?

Poor Marty! Oh well. There's always the Lifetime Achievement Award.

Chris Rock: Actually made me laugh four or five times, so I say, better than Whoopi or David Letterman. But still, I hope, a one-shot host. Bring on Jon Stewart or Conan O'Brien. And note to Robin Williams -- you are not as funny as you think you are.

And I called *almost* every major category except Director and Picture! Should have bet!

Overall: very boring show.

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