Way not to give an Oscar speech: Hilary Swank. You done good, Hilary, but your speeches suck! Rattling off a list of names is not a speech! And um, nice nipples?
Poor Marty! Oh well. There's always the Lifetime Achievement Award.
Chris Rock: Actually made me laugh four or five times, so I say, better than Whoopi or David Letterman. But still, I hope, a one-shot host. Bring on Jon Stewart or Conan O'Brien. And note to Robin Williams -- you are not as funny as you think you are.
And I called *almost* every major category except Director and Picture! Should have bet!
Overall: very boring show.