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Lost "Stranger in a Strange Land" polls



Rate 'Stranger in a Strange Land'

Great
4(6.9%)
Okay
39(67.2%)
Terrible, just terrible
15(25.9%)

So when Bai Ling said she had a "gift," I was sure she meant:

Solid gold vagina
7(12.1%)
Diamond-plated vagina
2(3.4%)
Crimping her hair
3(5.2%)
Being incredibly skanky
13(22.4%)
Seducing rich white tourists, tattooing them and getting them beaten up
5(8.6%)
Something deeply spiritual and meaningful *kaff*
7(12.1%)

This episode would have been so much better if:

They used what Foxy's tats really mean (hawk in expansive sky)
2(3.4%)
Jack's time in Thailand was a lot more "dark night of the soul"
5(8.6%)
The "sex scene" had been, ya know, sexy!
0(0.0%)
We actually saw him get the tattoo
1(1.7%)
Bai Ling was not in it
3(5.2%)
Jack did not step in to save Juliet
1(1.7%)
Jack + Juliet cage sex
0(0.0%)
Kate and Sawyer weren't sparring
0(0.0%)
God help me, it had been another Sarah episode
0(0.0%)
Christian were in it
0(0.0%)
Anyone of my flist had written it
3(5.2%)

Jack Juliet?

Yay!
25(53.2%)
Yuck!
22(46.8%)

Best Sawyer moment:

Singing in the boat
16(27.6%)
Heart to heart with Karl
13(22.4%)
Ordering Kate around
0(0.0%)
Distancing himself from Kate
9(15.5%)
Refusing to go back for Jack
1(1.7%)

Worst Sawyer moment:

Singing in the boat
2(3.8%)
Heart to heart with Karl
10(19.2%)
Ordering Kate around
8(15.4%)
Distancing himself from Kate
10(19.2%)
Refusing to go back for Jack
15(28.8%)

So wtf were Cindy and the pigtailed girl there to watch?

Jack
0(0.0%)
Jack being killed
0(0.0%)
Jack + Juliet cage sex?
0(0.0%)
Who the fuck knows?
17(33.3%)
Who the fuck cares?
13(25.5%)

Isabel:

Scary
7(12.3%)
Cool
6(10.5%)
Bitchy
5(8.8%)
Boring
10(17.5%)
Hey, wasn't she on Prison Break?
8(14.0%)

Why was Isabel speaking Thai?

Because we'll find out she was in Phuket too?
4(7.4%)
Wait, Foxy's tats are Chinese letters, so was she speaking Chinese?
14(25.9%)
They just wanted to fuck with us
8(14.8%)
She runs the island's bitchin' Thai restaurant!
15(27.8%)

Where is the boat with Jack and Juliet going?

The other island
20(35.1%)
Civilization
0(0.0%)
Wherever Michael & Walt went
0(0.0%)
Doesn't matter: they'll end up back on Craphole Island anyway
29(50.9%)

My thoughts about Jack:

I'm so glad they didn't kill him!
1(1.7%)
Could take a slow boat to China for all I care
1(1.7%)
Please, no more backstories!
1(1.7%)
Needs. Scenes. With. Sawyer. Now.
5(8.6%)
I hope the man got tested for STDs after Phuket
0(0.0%)
So, when did he get his other tattoos?
1(1.7%)
The man really does have the shittiest taste in women
3(5.2%)

I'm so tired of:

Lame backstories
10(17.2%)
The Others
3(5.2%)
Jack/Juliet
2(3.4%)
Kate/Sawyer
2(3.4%)
Kate, Jack and Sawyer
1(1.7%)
The 10 p.m. time slot
3(5.2%)
People who don't love every episode of Lost
2(3.4%)
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