How sorry do you feel for Paris Hilton:
Not at all! I am ROFL with glee!
A smidge, I guess.
Poor thing. Free Paris!
One crazy bee-yotch
Lucky to live to the end of the year
Poor little girl lost
Angelina Jolie is:
Gifted and beautiful humanitarian
Homewrecking baby collector
Born to play Amy Winehouse. Or is that vice versa?
Best boy band ever:
NSYNC (yeah, they have funky punctuation I am not bothering with)
I love Emo!rockers for:
The enormous mockery potential
I wish to god someone would tell me about this puzzling name/reference on my flist:
I just don't get the appeal of:
Just for the record, which show had the best season finale?
You have one night with one of the Ocean's guys. Make it:
Screw that, give me Al Pacino!
And now ... one night with one of the Winchesters. Who will it be?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
One magical night on Craphole Island: Whose tent?