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What's more patriotic than ... bad music videos?

Jul. 3rd, 2007 at 11:02 PM

Hee, I didn't watch this last week when it was linked in the newsletter, but did you see Josh in this old music vid? Tell Me. (And OMG, I remember this song! Never saw the video though. I think I'd remember!) Basically the plot is: Chick wanders into sexy bar, sees Josh and various other guys (and a girl!) and fantasizes about them in various scenarios. And there's a kaleidoscope, heh. Which I did not cap.

I know everyone's talking about the waxing quote, but can there be RPS where Foxy is the other model/slut/seducee here? And

zelda_zee, will this do for a Sawyer (or Josh) lap kink? ;)

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Jul. 4th, 2007 06:34 am (UTC)

Oh woah! Guh. Haven't seen this before - thankyou so much! *g*

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Jul. 4th, 2007 06:39 am (UTC)

I know, where's it been hiding? This beats the Old Navy ad, eh? And Josh in the Aerosmith vid!

Mmm, that lucky singer! I wonder if she handpicked Josh to be in the vid? :)

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Jul. 4th, 2007 07:20 am (UTC)

At 3.16, that other guy looks like he's doing a Jared Blue Steel look... and yes, I'm rewatching and rewatching and - *g*

Also, he's totally feeling up Josh in the lapdance thing. Be still my heart:)

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Jul. 4th, 2007 06:47 am (UTC)

God, poor Josh. He really does have so very many examples of awfulness in his resume, including this which is just ugh! Terrible.

But yes, it's a fine example of Josh/Sawyer lap climbing/straddling. Although it's too bad that horrible woman is involved.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 07:05 am (UTC)

Oh yeah, I guess I neglected to mention just how awful it all is but ... yeah, if we can just pluck Josh out of it and recast ... kinda hot! ;)

No wonder the poor guy was ready to give up.

And this could be a great "low point" for that fic you mentioned! Although, god there are so many. Acting opposite a craptastic CGI sabretooth? Wearing a godawful long stoner wig in "Walker, Texas Ranger?" Or playing completely mental in "Cold Heart?" I haven't even seen "Mi Amigo," but I'm sure it's pretty damn lousy as well.

At least Josh has arrived now ... let's just hope he lands some decent films at last!

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fosfomifira

Jul. 4th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC)

Uh, lots of slutty, bendy people on the screencaps. Nice!

He does look very pretty, but that slicked hair and those trousers are ... distracting. The kaleidoscope scene (is it a scene or is the kaleidoscope used in ways it wasn't designed for?) sounds interesting, but I'm a coward.

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fosfomifira

Jul. 4th, 2007 07:05 am (UTC)

Oh, insomnia, why do you make it so hard for me to make sense? Wait, maybe it was the combination of pretty and, uh, unique art direction that distracted me.

What I meant to say is what I said to

isis2015, that this the reason why I avoid looking at this sort of thing, past material and all. It makes me feel weird and sorry for him and that makes me feel weird all over again.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 07:07 am (UTC)

Aww, hon. Don't worry about being incoherent *or* not wanting to click. It's fun to see Josh so young and in a moderately kinky setting but the video is pretty howlingly awful. The kaleidoscope, btw, is a computer-generated, shifting background. Yep. So I hear you on the decision not to watch it! Me, I couldn't resist!

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Jul. 4th, 2007 06:55 am (UTC)

Oh man. I love the man, but Josh has a hell of a lot of crap to live down, doesn't he?

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fosfomifira

Jul. 4th, 2007 07:01 am (UTC)

See, that's the reason why I avoid looking at this sort of thing, past material and all. It makes me feel weird and sorry for him and that makes me feel weird all over again.

Sorry. Insomnia makes me more incoherent than usual.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 07:08 am (UTC)

I know, I was just listing some of them above. What's the worst? The Old Navy ad? The sabretooth tiger movie? (I actually quite like him in that but I've TiVoed it a few times and then just ff through every scene he's not in so I've never seen the whole thing!) Or maybe that appearance on Walker: Texas Ranger where he's got the longass hair from hell? God, I hope that was a wig, for his sake. So, compared to all of those, this one's not so bad, LOL.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 06:59 am (UTC)

hahahahaha.

hahahahahahaha.

Oh, Josh. This might trump the horrible Foxy Student Film in god awfulness, though I dunno. Foxy's samurai hair might have him beat. I loooove the kaleidoscope and the sheer size of Billie Meyers' hair. Josh amazingly does manage to look hot in the CU of him that you capped though. Yummy.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 07:14 am (UTC)

Tee hee, and Josh had samurai hair too here! I so don't remember that being an '80s/'90s thing unless it was on drug dealers on Miami Vice! I know

eponine119 wrote RPF based on that terrible Foxy student film but I can't remember if she got into the whole "OMG, you had samurai hair? I had samurai hair!"

Let's see, so much Josh and Foxy quotage lately, a Foxshy checklist: Waxing crack!fic, samurai hair fic, both getting fitted for spandex for upcoming roles ... and why have I never read a "meeting as young models" fic, LOL? And someone has to work in the chimp biting people on the set of Speed Racer and Josh's story about the cow pajamas and the raccoon attack... Or maybe I just need some sleep! ;)

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ellel

Jul. 4th, 2007 02:09 pm (UTC)

Hello there,Josh! Wow,thats HOT!!!:D
And hey,I remember that song too!

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Jul. 4th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)

I know! Mmm, nice Josh arms! And all the rest. ;)

And I totally didn't recognize the song (just by its name or the singer's name) until I started watching the vid and I was like, "Hey ... this sounds familiar!"

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inthekeyofd

Jul. 4th, 2007 04:21 pm (UTC)

What in the HELL is going on in that second pic you posted before the cut..oh Josh..in a way, I can kind of see why he was going to give up before Lost came around.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)

Josh is getting all sexy and humpy with the singer and there's another guy behind her so ... not a bad scenario, if you recast the other two parts, LOL. But yeah, probably not his proudest moment as an actor/model, etc.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 04:52 pm (UTC)

Um, NICE. *stares*

And look at your Madonna header! I love that video! (Do you have the song, by chance? I've lost my CD of that album.)

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Jul. 4th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)

I know! We've never seen Josh do THAT! :) Well, okay, there was a lot of sexin' in "Cold Heart," LOL. Still, even in a bad video, that's hot!

And I do have the song. Here

You're the first one to notice and/or say something about the header. I guess everyone misses the boys if I don't have them up there but I felt like going with this for now.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC)

Thanks, hon!

And I personally think it's very nice and goes well with your layout colors. :)

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quiet_rebel

Jul. 4th, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC)

I remember that song too! She also sang "Kiss the Rain." Wow. Josh looks good as always!

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Jul. 4th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)

I can't recall that one off the top of my head. But yeah, when has Josh not looked good? (Wait, don't answer that ... the bad hair in Walker: Texas Ranger, for starters!)

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cmonkatiekatie

Jul. 4th, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC)

Is that a cheesy barcode tattoo on his back? And what

elise_509 said! that was totally my first thought.

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Jul. 4th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)

It very much looks like a cheesy barcode tat!

And I guess I was just zeroed in on his hotness (and hello, kink!) than the sheer awfulness of the vid itself! But yeah, not anyone's finest moment

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Jul. 4th, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC)

Oh, LOL, I totally remember this too! Not this vid but the awful style. Oh my. Poor Josh. And yet, he looks great here, as you said the only one who does!

Hee, bring on the cow pajama RPF! :) Now where are THOSE photos? (And I've never seen the bathing suit modeling pics either, come to think of it...! Clearly the fangirls of the world are failing or Josh has managed to buy up all the incriminating evidence!)

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Jul. 4th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)

Well, I think the waxing was so Josh could model swimwear, so presumably, there are pics out there somewhere!

And LOL, Foxshy pajama fic sound hilarious!

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Jul. 4th, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)

omg. that is truly awful as a vid. 0_0 (Jack is apalled)

but Josh in a suit at the bar? no problem. even in the tight pants and cheesy bar-code tattoo? I'll take that! lol!

thanks for sharing!

*ponders if I keep in youtube favorites for a good laugh or pretend I never saw it*

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Jul. 5th, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)

Oh, I know it's bad but ... Josh! Looking fine and being kind of kinky! :) Even with all the tackiness, Josh looks great.

And hee, I added it to my favorites but I don't know if I'll actually watch it again! Hence the capping!

(And something about Josh/Sawyer at a bar ... as in that one ep of Angel ... as in Outlaws and so many great fics. Love it!)

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