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Ian sex

Flist, you have failed me.

Why did no one tell me that Ian Somerhalder is having naked sex on TV?

sex scene from Tell Me You Love Me (NSFW)

I must say, for a sex scene, it's not all that sexy. But still ... !

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pippilottah
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)
WHAT? *runs off to watch*
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
Not loving the longer hair on him but still ...!
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1001cranes
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
Wait, what? *flails*
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
I know! You'd think my flist would have been all over this!
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isis2015
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
I'm guessing since it's not safe for work, it's not safe for school either? Drat! I'll have to wait until I get home. *pouts*
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
LOL, no, you should probably wait! I don't want to overhype it, it's not really a great sex scene, but still, it's Ian... nekkid!
demonqueen666
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
That is like...the quietest sex scene I've ever seen. Particularly when you consider that they switch positions THREE times.
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
I know -- they didn't seem to be enjoying themselves all that much! I guess this show is aiming for the least porny sex ever!
tonights
Nov. 1st, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
That was... incredibly unimpressive. He's still gorgeous, though.
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
Sadly, yes, rather, um, anticlimactic, LOL. But still, Ian!ass!
siluria
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:06 pm (UTC)
Wow, that's.... artistic. Still nekkid is good ;)
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Yes, it's worth it for the nekkidness, mostly!
killerweasel
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
ooooh naked.

um... not exactly the bestest sex scene ever though.
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
Agreed, LOL!
slybrunette
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
Ahem. Interesting.

That show is...I didn't even know he was on it otherwise i would've been watching. And I think it's trying to be unsexy on purpose.
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
Yes, I think they're trying to "demystify" sex or something. *yawns* But I should try tuning in again. I tried watching once but since there was no sex, I tuned right back out! I should just be checking Youtube for the highlights, yes?
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emiliglia
Nov. 1st, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)
I think you broke my brain by using "Ian," "naked," and then providing a link.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW!?!?!?!
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
I know! We can thank Defamer for providing a link to the naked pretty! (Even if it's not exactly the sexiest sex ever.)
zelda_zee
Nov. 1st, 2007 07:27 pm (UTC)
Well. I am underwhelmed. How sad that Ian is on some show trying to make sex unsexy. And really, why is that a good premise for a show? There is plenty of unsexy sex out there in RL. It's not like it's that hard to find!
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
I know ... what's the point of gettin' naked and faking sex if you're trying to prove how unsexy it all is? Stumps me! At least there was some nakedness and thrusting but yeah, not exactly sexy. Most non-nude sex scenes on TV (Sawyer & Kate cage sex, Sam & Madison on SPN) is 100 times sexier. Er, unless Bai Ling is involved!
enigmae
Nov. 1st, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
I watch it delayed, so I didn't know. He ratchets up the hotness factor by about a 10 (the other men are kinda cardboard). And they're right, for a show supposedly pushing the envelope the sex is boring.
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
Ian can't *not* be hot but it is rather a waste of his showing up and getting buck naked!
thespiansparkle
Nov. 1st, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
I'm going to have to check this out post-work, boringness be damned ;)

BUT. I also hear that Penny is on this show too! Geez, this is like naked LOST land.

Now, let's get some of our other boys on here and we'll be beyond set...
halfdutch
Nov. 1st, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
LOL, it is rather boring, sadly. But at least he's naked and going through the motions and that counts for something!

Yes, I knew Penny was on this show -- she's the one giving the infamous "is that a stunt cock?" hand job in the premiere, not that I've seen it, but I have heard a lot about it. I take it this is the most boring show on earth, but it does have legit actors engaging in quasi-real sex, but again, in a rather boring fashion. I don't really get it, but hey, nakedness! And if Foxy or Josh were on, I'd definitely be TiVoing that!
deej240z
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC)
Day-um. I think I fell asleep during that one. Lolz!

I must say I'm having quite a time getting use to seeing stuff like this from cable shows. I haven't seen a cable program in years and now I've been watching Californication and... holy cow! Things have changed! Last week was a threesome. With some eating out, and squirting! And... I didn't know you could show that stuff on *any kind of tv show. Last I saw of steamy sex on tv was when the actors had to have a towel between them so nothing touched and they had to shoot around that. I feel so... out of it. Lol!
halfdutch
Nov. 2nd, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)
I know -- rather graphic and yet so boring! That's a dubious kind of feat, yes? I've tried to tune into this show but they insist on having non-sex scenes, LOL, and I just couldn't stay with it! I think the envelope, as it were, keeps getting pushed, so that now we have explicitness but nothing actually erotic. Odd!
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fosfomifira
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
Well, that certainly ranks as one of the dullest sex scenes I've ever seen and I've seen my share of boring porn. It doesn't have to be all about acrobatics and incredible orgasms on tv, but if they wanted to show how unspectaular it can be, I'd say there must be better ways to prove their point without losing their audience.

I'mshocked by Ian's hair. It looks like a bad Lost Wig™.
halfdutch
Nov. 2nd, 2007 12:49 am (UTC)
Ahhh, Ian. I loved his hair as Boone and it's odd to see it longer, definitely. Still shockingly pretty, even if this IS the dullest sex scene ever filmed, alas. At least it gave us some bare Ian backside!
iorwen107
Nov. 1st, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
I found that completely unerotic, they looked bored
halfdutch
Nov. 2nd, 2007 12:48 am (UTC)
True, that was probably the least invested sex scene I may have ever seen! But Ian faking sex was worth a look, I thought!
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