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5 TV Wishes

gakked from foxxcub

So you're cleaning all the pollen off your TV screen and a genie pops out. In return for freeing her, she offers to grant you 5 changes to any TV show(s) you wish. With only 5 wishes, what do you wish for?

1. Sawyer and Jack makeout session on "Lost" ;-)
2. Lynette to be horribly killed on "Desperate Housewives" - preferably by her demon spawn
3. Tony and Michelle getting back together on "24" - and getting it on
4. "Alias" to stop sucking and SpyMommy to come back
5. OK, one more "Lost" - Kate, stop butting in all the damn time and saying obvious things like "Jack, Boone died!" (screams and tears hair out)

#6 "Lost" hires me to write for them. ;-D

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crystalkirk
Apr. 15th, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC)
Hee! #1 would be delightful - and #5 is so damn true. I hate her and her constant popping up to state the obvious.
halfdutch
Apr. 15th, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
#1 would never happen in a million years. Unless it was a dream sequence. And not even then, sigh. ;-) Oh, Kate, poor pawn of the writers. Maybe if Evie were more experienced she could push for better lines/scenes?
crystalkirk
Apr. 15th, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah, #1 will never happen, sadly. Yeah, maybe a little more experience would help her negotiate for better scenes.
cmere
Apr. 15th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
halfdutch, Boone died!!!!!!!!!!

#1? At least some blowjobs, cmon!
halfdutch
Apr. 15th, 2005 09:16 pm (UTC)
Hell, yeah, that would be beyond awesome. I think I would die on the spot!
But on network TV? Sigh ... oh well, if the genie can wave her wand, than yeah - I want a JKS threeway! ;-)
cmere
Apr. 15th, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
I would die. Sincerely. Actually, I'd just be sitting on my couch watching it over and over again and wanking.

We've got quasi-incest, we're getting closer... :P
halfdutch
Apr. 16th, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
Oh, it would be sweet! In the meantime, it's up to us to provide the visuals. ;-)
foxxcub
Apr. 16th, 2005 05:41 pm (UTC)
1. That. WOULD BE AWESOME.

5. That. WOULD ALSO BE AWESOME. *whacks Kate*


6. That. WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE ME YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE. hee.
halfdutch
Apr. 16th, 2005 05:44 pm (UTC)
Hee. Kate needs whacking. Sawyer and Jack need each other.
And I? I need a better job! ;-)
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