*SMOOCHES YOU ALL*
Hope you're having a lovely day with lots of chocolates and cupcakes and things.
I'm crazy busy but wanted to drop in to say I WUV U.
And good grief, when I was deleting some "enlarge your penis today!" spam mail (they just crack me up. How many ways is there to phrase the same thing? "Compare your male machine... Enhance your trouser snake... Increase your schlong... make your woman scream your name..., etc.), I realized it's been far too long since I wrote slash smut. Like, over a month? I haven't even typed the word *cock* in weeks! Such a terrible shame!
So here it is:
COCK
Better? :)
Hope you're having a lovely day with lots of chocolates and cupcakes and things.
I'm crazy busy but wanted to drop in to say I WUV U.
And good grief, when I was deleting some "enlarge your penis today!" spam mail (they just crack me up. How many ways is there to phrase the same thing? "Compare your male machine... Enhance your trouser snake... Increase your schlong... make your woman scream your name..., etc.), I realized it's been far too long since I wrote slash smut. Like, over a month? I haven't even typed the word *cock* in weeks! Such a terrible shame!
So here it is:
COCK
Better? :)
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Comments
Someone should write crack slash fic where one of the boys actually orders some of those pills...
And ha, someone should! ;)
I LIKE IT!!
Happy Valentine's Day sweets!!
And yes, I figured I might as well, LOL!
*dies*
Hope you had a good V. Day!
Don't you just LOVE those spam emails? I seem to get fewer now, I don't know why, but for a while there, JEEBUS.
COCK right back at ya. ;D
And I get tons of those to one of my email accts that I used to foolishly signup for a e-mail newsletter that I never got. Oops. :-/ Oh well, I just bounce 'em all back to their sender.
*giggles like a 12-year-old*
Just wanted to pop in to say I ♥ YOU, TOO! And please tell Dulcie that Miss Allie WUVS her! :D
Mine was spent busy WORKING so not even a remote chance of romance here.
And WUV delivered to teh pup!
yes, they are really creative. heee! but trouser snake?
what makes me laugh are the ones to increase the amount of "come". like. it's a man thing, right, performance anxiety? because the amount doesn't impress me the least (contrary to what I read in the sale pitch ;) )
OMG! forgot to say that I love you too and happy valentines day! loL! you and your distracting size 10 or more words! lol!
Edited at 2008-02-15 01:03 am (UTC)
And yeah, who cares about, er, volume? LOL. Only men, I suppose.
It was only 8 pt, but hee, happy to distract! Happy V. Day!
:)