halfdutch (halfdutch) wrote,
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Happy Valentine's Day!

*SMOOCHES YOU ALL*

Hope you're having a lovely day with lots of chocolates and cupcakes and things.

I'm crazy busy but wanted to drop in to say I WUV U.

And good grief, when I was deleting some "enlarge your penis today!" spam mail (they just crack me up. How many ways is there to phrase the same thing? "Compare your male machine... Enhance your trouser snake... Increase your schlong... make your woman scream your name..., etc.), I realized it's been far too long since I wrote slash smut. Like, over a month? I haven't even typed the word *cock* in weeks! Such a terrible shame!

So here it is:



COCK



Better? :)
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