Oh wow. Way to zing me, Lost. Here I thought they were going for "Kate had Sawyer's child and Jack can't handle it because he's a selfish bastard and it's like very, very bad fanfic and I think I'm going to scream!" Until that very last word.
"Hey, Aaron." Which must mean Claire dies! Or stays on the island. So much for that vision of her getting on the helicopter.
And OMG, a fic I wrote where Kate raises Aaron is now canon. Kinda! Except for the Jack/Kate part of it. So Jack doesn't want to see his nephew because he's too sad about Claire. :-( So much for happy future fics with the Shephards. And the "him" Kate had to get back to is probably Aaron. Looking less and less likely that Sawyer makes it off the island. (And no, please don't tell me!)
I am relieved that Kate doesn't actually give birth. Seriously. I thought they might be going for "whose baby is it" angle there for a bit and keeping the triangle alive that way.
Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm. (Oh, and what is up with Spooning!Action!Sawyer? *joins flist in protesting lack of any kind of sex*)
Locke is such a power-mad maniac. He makes Ben look reasonable. Why *would* anyone stay there with him, other than that it feels safe?
And what happened to Sayid and Desmond?! Back straight to the mainland? Clearly, they're not dead!
And hey, now I can go watch SPN! ... er, probably tomorrow.