The lawyer was working for Ben!
Did you guess who the French folk were?
Oh, I totally knew it was Danielle & crew
No, I was totally surprised!
I figured it would be someone named Sartre. Or maybe Camus.
Who did you think the shipwrecked man would be?
Captain Gault *wishful thinking*
Boone? *even more wishful thinking*
Who did you think Sun was planning to shoot?
Aaron (She just wanted to create a huge scene when she did)
Why is Ben trying to take Aaron from Kate?
To convince Kate it's best to return to the island
He's just as tired of hearing her call Aaron "my son" as we are
Well, now, Aaron's not her son, is he?
He just enjoys fucking with people
God forbid Jack and Kate should ever be on the same page about anything
Biggest quibble with the Sawyer-sees-Kate-and-Claire scene:
Wait, weren't Charlie and Jin there, too?
Dear GOD, they're recycling childbirth scenes now?
I couldn't reach through the screen to comfort Sawyer. *sniff*
What's most impressive:
Three horse tranquilizers! Sayid has amazing recuperative powers.
Sayid's hair has amazing recuperative powers.
Jack beats his addiction just by shaving his beard
Kate finally told Jack the truth, for once.
Pop quiz: Your nose starts to bleed. You immediately:
Say "Sonofabitch!" as loudly as possible
Jump the nearest warm being
Calmly wipe your nose and pretend it didn't happen
Start looking for another acting job!
Fangirly reactions to this ep:
Jack knows Sawyer's alive!!
Wait, Kate missing Michael and Jin more than Sawyer? OUCH.
Oh, Sawyer! *wibbles*
Kate still totally wants Jack
Juliet totally hearts Sawyer
Nosebleed club orgy!
Bring on the XXX-rated Kate/Sun clothing swap
Where's the Jack/Kate kiss from the promo?
*draws hearts about Daniel & Charlotte*
Who's the most styling?
Kate in Sun's borrowed dress
Jack in a dripping-wet suit
Hurley in an orange jumpsuit
Did you think Sawyer was about to kiss Juliet?
Yes, thank god he didn't.
Kissing? Wait, is this a story about kissing?
No, not everything has sexual subtext, dammit!
Yes, but only because his turn-ons include nosebleeds
What is Aaron's ultimate fate?
Returns to island, reunited with Claire
Years and years of therapy
Returns to being a wee!babe
Marry Ji-Yeon or Clementine
Becomes King of the Island
Becomes King of the Island, thanks to freaky powers
Bumped off at fans' insistence
I'm so confused about:
Who was shooting at the kayakers
Why anyone would ever believe Ben about anything
Why Miles is having nosebleeds too
Jin's reappearance in the past means:
No Ji-Yeon, right?
How long until the Frenchies go loco?
Guess who's delivering Alex
At this point, I'm most concerned about the well being of: