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LUMBERJACK!

Sweaty Sawyer! Jack! Soooooo slashy!

Forgive my incoherence - slightly tipsy from so much fuckin' canon SLASH!

The way the Jack/Sawyer scene played out was beyond my wildest slashy dreams! Fuckin' A!

Sawyer - oh, so tender and angsty! Just the slightest hint at a shared bad childhood (huggles them both)


And GUH so sweaty and shirtless and did I mention sweaty and shirtless?!!

OK - substance. I no longer want ANYONE to die. Not even Jin. Was in TEARS over Jin/Sun. Was in tears over Walt giving Vincent to Shannon.

Was that it for Michelle Rodriguez. God, I hope so. (Sorry, Mari. ;-D) That was the most pointless scene ever, though. If I were Jack I would tell that nosy bitch to FUCK OFF! Oh well, guess she's dead now.

AW - Sawyer and Kate didn't get to say goodbye.

AW - Sawyer was helpful.

Um -- I'm mostly dead and a little tipsy and tired.

I will be DEAD for the finale and Diving!Sawyer. They're all comin' back to the island, dude.

Where Jack & Sawyer will finally have le hot jungle sex.

Cries. Flails. Squees.

Dude. I DEMAND nekkid Lumberjack!Sawyer icons!!!

And crystalkirk or mediocrechick can I have "You must be this tall to ride this ride" J/S icons? (stems from my being dissed by a 15-year-old! for the J/S obsession. Bah. Manslash. Not for kiddies!)

And GOD, this totally exceeded any fanfic thing I could think of. (is stumped for fic ideas - beyond J/K comfort sex now that Sawyer's GONE. SOB!)

ETA:
extra slashy J/S screen caps. GUH.
One
Two
Three!!
Four
Five: Sniff

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luckinfovely
May. 19th, 2005 06:28 am (UTC)
Oh man, the J/S scene? Favorite Lost scene ever. (I can't wait for the fic it'll spawn.) It kinda really fucked me up, but I loved it. Damn, Sawyer was hawt. And Jack...that face, my God! If I had a heart, I think it woulda broke a little. : (

That was the most pointless scene ever, though. If I were Jack I would tell that nosy bitch to FUCK OFF! Oh well, guess she's dead now.

Argh...keeping my mouth shut is so not my forte, but yeah, nosy bitch.

And you got dissed by a 15-yr-old? See what I mean about children? Can't live with 'em, can't lobotomize 'em.
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 06:34 am (UTC)
Oh, shoot, did Michelle survive? Fuuuuuuck. That bites. She had the worst come-on of all time. "So, your dad died?' Die, bitch die!!

Uh, yeah, a C/C shipper mocked my J/S love. Eh.

(iz drunk and listening to Rammstein and telling everyone to screw off if they don't like J/S!)

JACK! SAWYER! Mmmmm. That was better than anything I could have thought of. Except it was missing le hot man sex! But goddamn, canon slash, eh?!
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cmere
May. 19th, 2005 06:40 am (UTC)
The way the Jack/Sawyer scene played out was beyond my wildest slashy dreams!

I'm so much in agreement that I can't even form proper words!

I was in tears at all the same places as you!!! *kisses*

I'm just a giant puddle of flailing squee!! I can no longer function properly!! I've watched the J/S scene about 6 times by now (omglovetivo)!!!!

*falls over dead*
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 06:42 am (UTC)
Dead, dude. I'm fucking DEAD.

(And you wrote J/S goodbye sex! loves you madly in a Jim Morrison, peyote kind of way)

AUGH! Jack! Sawyer! (I'll be in my cemetery plot - drunk and half naked. Thx)
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kataren
May. 19th, 2005 07:02 am (UTC)
(is stumped for fic ideas - beyond J/K comfort sex now that Sawyer's GONE. SOB!)
Pssst. The Island is Bad. It makes them do Things. Like hallucinate. And wake up stretched out on torture racks. Or something.

Or there was swamp gas somewhere & some people got a heavy dose. Haha I'm maaaddd...
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 07:15 am (UTC)
Ha! Well, there is torture in my fic to-do list. WIP

Gotta do SOMETHING during the hiatus!
philomel
May. 19th, 2005 07:03 am (UTC)
Oh, I just noticed your default icon for the first time. Oh. Um... *licks dimple*

Hurry for sweat!! And boo to shirts!! May they be forever banished on the island of hot gay men!

I think Michelle will be back. That scene reeked of exposition for something forthcoming. :/ (And I may have heard that she may be a regular next season. Maybe. Nothing confirmed.)

Well, there always future!fic or dream sequence fic or reminiscing fic. :)
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 07:20 am (UTC)
(reposting to make up for drunken incoherence)

DIMPLES!! ;-D

Guh. That Michelle scene reeked alright. Blech! Soooo damn clunky and exposition-y. We learned a) Jack isn't married anymore b) He suffers fools left and right and c) Ana Lucia is a total twat. Yes. She is.

Oh, there'll still be fic. But I sense a mourning/drunken flailing/questioning of meaning of life period following the finale.

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missdarksoul
May. 19th, 2005 08:18 am (UTC)
Mmm I need saywer sweety and shirtless icons. Ah so Sawyer got in a bar fight lol i guess i should be putting ym aussie pride on his bar fight comment but I couldn't help but wonder if it was with my Uncle Paul it was kinda funny.
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 11:50 am (UTC)
;-D Sawyer and a bar fight? Not surprised. And his last name is Ford? Huh. I want icons that say 'Built Ford Tough' now!

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petitevanou
May. 19th, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)
The way the Jack/Sawyer scene played out was beyond my wildest slashy dreams! Fuckin' A!
Sawyer - oh, so tender and angsty! Just the slightest hint at a shared bad childhood (huggles them both)


I have not seen it yet but I could not resist reading your comments, me bad :P well now I am dying to see it !!!
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 11:49 am (UTC)
Psst: I just added some screencap links. Not too spoilery - just shirtless Sawyer! ;-D
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ficangel
May. 19th, 2005 12:44 pm (UTC)
The best scene of the best episode yet.

And I unapologetically like Ana-Lucia hee
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
Mmmm. Jack/Sawyer. :-D

But we have to respectfully part ways on Ana Lucia. They couldn't make me hate her more if they'd tried. (And I believe they did.) She tries to pick up Jack by mentioning his dead dad??? Sooo not cool, dude! So not cool. I can't believe he took it as well as he did and didn't cut her dead or cuff her one! Honestly! He's just too good-natured. Or inexplicably horny. ;-D

Sigh. I guess we're stuck with her but I am not happy about it. Perhaps she won't be such a beeyotch next season. Assuming she's NOT dead.
frooshoo
May. 19th, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
I have to do my review, but damn, that scene, first shirtlesssweaty!Sawyer, then Jack, first though, Jack going looking for him, then Sawyer feeling for Jack and telling him, then Jack crying...BEST!

And the icon you want, you have no idea, I wanted a shirt like that because I like tall guys and for some reason all that ask me out are short.., not that I have anything against men under 5'11, I just like guys over 6ft. (okay,that was totally off topic)

But getting back to the good stuff, if there had been a hug involved I would have probably fallen over dead.
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
(am still speechless from the Jack/Sawyer scene)

Funny. ;-D I'm so short, I don't need 'em to be much taller than me, except sometimes short men have such a complex about it. Medium is fine with me!

Sigh. I guess Jack and Sawyer couldn't hug. Sawyer's just not a hugger right? (How would he have said goodbye to Kate?)
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enigmae
May. 19th, 2005 01:41 pm (UTC)
Man oh man. You summed it all up.

And those pics - aaaahhhhhh! love them. It's like Sawyer is standing there saying "come and get it"...
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmm. So damn tasty. That expression of Josh's - PRICELESS!
demonqueen666
May. 19th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
I just....awww. Am ded from angst and pron.
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah!! Primetime pr0n! Well ... almost.

Lookie - icon by brapolitics Nice!
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jcsbaby
May. 20th, 2005 05:46 am (UTC)
Best Slashy moment ever. I have watched that scene about 10 times. :D Thank God for VCR's.

BTW...Michelle Rodriguez will be a regular cast member next season.
halfdutch
May. 20th, 2005 07:54 am (UTC)
And thank god for TiVos! I also watched the promo several times. AUGH!

Wow, what a great ep!! Makes a J/S fangirl supremely, blissfully happy.

Damn, I so bummed about Michelle Rodriguez. JJ has a habit of hiring highly annoying actresses (see: Melissa George, the reason Season 3 of Alias both sucked and blew!) I can only hope Michelle Rodriguez ends up a bullet-riddled corpse too, eventually. (Oops, was I ranting? ;-D)


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