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Lumberjack song (Sawyer version ;-D)

Lumberjack Song (Sawyer version)



I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I screw all night. I flirt all day.
(alt lyrics: I angst all night. I nap all day)


Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. (cough*sogay*cough)
He screws all night and he flirts all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go swimmin'
And watch Lost on tee vee.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes swimmin'
And watches Lost on tee vee.

Chorus : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.

I cut down trees. I hoard and scowl.
I like to pinch Jack's ass.
I put on next to nothing
And read some LJ slash.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He hoards and scowls.
He likes to pinch Jack's ass.
He puts on next to nothing
And reads some LJ slash?!

Chorus : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.

I cut down trees. I smoke a lot,
I like to be tortured
I wish that I'd been shot -- just like my dear Mother.


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He smokes a lot
He likes to be tortured?!

Chorus : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.


Yes, He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.


(Original Python version)

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kataren
May. 19th, 2005 09:24 am (UTC)
Don't make me laugh! I'm already trying not to piss my pants. ;P
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 09:28 am (UTC)
;-D I'm revising ... to be even sillier. Hee.
missdarksoul
May. 19th, 2005 10:14 am (UTC)
of course he liked t be totured he's a totured soul! *hugs sawyer*
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 11:56 am (UTC)
;-D I actually think he's finally over his death wish/need to be tortured ... but the rhyme fit. (hugs Sawyer, gropes him just a little)

missdarksoul
May. 19th, 2005 11:37 pm (UTC)
Nah I bet he's all about whips and chains . Maybe but one can hope
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halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you! That is also my favorite bit. Hee.
frooshoo
May. 19th, 2005 12:34 pm (UTC)
Lumberjack!Sawyer is just a sight to behold!!
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
You said a mouthful, hon! (needs icon now!)
sparky77
May. 19th, 2005 01:08 pm (UTC)
Ha! That was hilarious and now the lumberjack song is going to be stuck in my head all day.
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 05:01 pm (UTC)
Yay! This is what happens when a) you're hopped on canon slash, b) you drink Grey Goose, c) you can't sleep and d) you're kind of inherently silly anyway. ;-D

(Anonymous)
May. 19th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
pfft...
...BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

--Neko
eternitybreaks
May. 19th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
LMAO. By the way that is a wicked ass icon 1+5=Sex hehehe
halfdutch
May. 19th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I think that's supposed to be J+S = sex.
eternitybreaks
May. 19th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
Is it lol. Oh well they both work :)
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