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Lumberjack song (Sawyer version ;-D)

Lumberjack Song (Sawyer version)



I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I screw all night. I flirt all day.
(alt lyrics: I angst all night. I nap all day)


Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. (cough*sogay*cough)
He screws all night and he flirts all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go swimmin'
And watch Lost on tee vee.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes swimmin'
And watches Lost on tee vee.

Chorus : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.

I cut down trees. I hoard and scowl.
I like to pinch Jack's ass.
I put on next to nothing
And read some LJ slash.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He hoards and scowls.
He likes to pinch Jack's ass.
He puts on next to nothing
And reads some LJ slash?!

Chorus : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.

I cut down trees. I smoke a lot,
I like to be tortured
I wish that I'd been shot -- just like my dear Mother.


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He smokes a lot
He likes to be tortured?!

Chorus : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.


Yes, He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He screws all night and he flirts all day.


(Original Python version)
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