What are you calling "Locke" these days?
(For Janie): A la Nirvana!Jack, what do we call Sawyer listening to Iggy Pop?
"Siggy" (Sawyer + Iggy)
This is the weirdest funeral I've ever been to (Frank)
I'm sorry I murdered him (Ben)
Randy's a douche (Hurley)
It ain't. (Sawyer on the non-happy ending in Of Mice & Men)
I don't care if you're dead or time-traveling or the Ghost of Christmas Past (Sawyer)
Best alt!Locke meeting, so far:
What do the numbers in front of people's names mean?
Their flight 815 seat assignment
Their importance to Jacob
How good they are in bed
What would be the dealbreaker with Locke, if you were Helen:
He just got fired
He lied about the conference
The scary suitcase full of knives
He wouldn't go see Jack
He's Locke! So no deal in the first place
Whining about his kidney (oh wait, other universe)
Ben's a high school teacher! I somehow thought he'd be teaching:
Euopean history, good call Lost!
Chemistry (don't forget your gas masks!)
Biology (with lots of disections)
I'm most unnerved by:
Richard being so scared of Smoky
Sawyer appearing to be on Smoky's side