What are you calling "Locke" these days?
F-Locke
11(29.7%)
Faux Locke
4(10.8%)
Not!Locke
5(13.5%)
Smoky
1(2.7%)
The Man in Black
1(2.7%)
Pure Evil
0(0.0%)
Locke
2(5.4%)
Something else
3(8.1%)
(For Janie): A la Nirvana!Jack, what do we call Sawyer listening to Iggy Pop?
Stooges!Sawyer
2(5.6%)
RawPower!Sawyer
1(2.8%)
Search&Destroy!Sawyer
3(8.3%)
DetroitSound!Sawyer
1(2.8%)
"Siggy" (Sawyer + Iggy)
4(11.1%)
Drunk!Sawyer
13(36.1%)
Mine!
7(19.4%)
Best line:
This is the weirdest funeral I've ever been to (Frank)
15(39.5%)
I'm sorry I murdered him (Ben)
10(26.3%)
Randy's a douche (Hurley)
1(2.6%)
It ain't. (Sawyer on the non-happy ending in Of Mice & Men)
1(2.6%)
I don't care if you're dead or time-traveling or the Ghost of Christmas Past (Sawyer)
7(18.4%)
Best alt!Locke meeting, so far:
Jack
2(5.1%)
Hurley
7(17.9%)
Rose
6(15.4%)
Ben
12(30.8%)
Boone
4(10.3%)
What do the numbers in front of people's names mean?
Their flight 815 seat assignment
1(2.9%)
Their importance to Jacob
12(34.3%)
How good they are in bed
15(42.9%)
What would be the dealbreaker with Locke, if you were Helen:
He just got fired
0(0.0%)
He lied about the conference
6(15.4%)
The scary suitcase full of knives
8(20.5%)
He wouldn't go see Jack
1(2.6%)
He's Locke! So no deal in the first place
11(28.2%)
Whining about his kidney (oh wait, other universe)
6(15.4%)
Ben's a high school teacher! I somehow thought he'd be teaching:
Euopean history, good call Lost!
3(7.7%)
Chemistry (don't forget your gas masks!)
4(10.3%)
Biology (with lots of disections)
1(2.6%)
Machiavellian manipulation
28(71.8%)
I'm most unnerved by:
Richard being so scared of Smoky
19(52.8%)
Sawyer appearing to be on Smoky's side
4(11.1%)
Ben, as usual
3(8.3%)
That freaky cave
3(8.3%)
