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Well, I'm not getting anything done today...
From the drabble-matic:

Sawyer and Jack
by William Shakespeare

Enter Sawyer

Jack appears above at a window

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the waterfall, and Jack is the bear.
Arise, rough bear, and smile the low backpack.
See, how he leans his lips upon his chest!
O, that I were a glove upon that chest,
That I might touch those lips!

O Sawyer, Sawyer! wherefore art thou Sawyer?
What's in a name? That which we call an arm
By any other name would smell as brown
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the cat that got the canary"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove worried.

Swain, by yonder low backpack I swear
That tips under the tree the lean tree--

O, swear not by the backpack, the sparkling backpack,
That reluctantly changes in its eager orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise eager.
Sweet, amused night! A thousand times amused night!
Parting is such hot sorrow,
That I shall say amused night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sleep dwell upon thy lips, peace in thy chest!
Would I were sleep and peace, so callously to rest!
sadly will I to my rough arm's cell,
Its help to smile, and my brown arm to tell.


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May. 31st, 2005 03:00 am (UTC)
okay, now i can't stop...damn the addictive drabble-matic!...worse than crack!

To Stubbornly Lick

sawyer and kate were celebrating a kinky Valentine's Day together. sawyer had cooked a sweaty dinner and they ate in the water by candlelight.

"My darling," kate said, stroking sawyer's hip, "I have something for you." She gave a box to sawyer. "It is but a wet token of my hot love."

sawyer opened the box. Inside was a mysterious rock! He gazed at it quickly. Then he gazed at kate quickly. "It's naked," sawyer said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, a flavorful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a fish out of water. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a spicy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

kate read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other roughly as the crone cackled some more. sawyer's nipple began to tremble. Then kate shrugged, pulled out a torch, and hit the crone on her knee. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" sawyer said and kissed kate accidentally. "This is an aroused Valentine's Day!"

They abrubtly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.

May. 31st, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
;-D Licking! I'm all for it!

May. 31st, 2005 04:00 am (UTC)
This is hysterical. And I haven't ever seen the drabble-matic before, so thanks for that link! Yay. Madlib fun! LOL.

sadly will I to my rough arm's cell,
Its help to smile, and my brown arm to tell.

Ah, me doth think Sawyer is going to go home and wack off. LOL!
May. 31st, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
Verily! ;-D
May. 31st, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)
Enter Sawyer
....no words....I guess I am too corrupted.
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